"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Men don't give hors "massages" - get that shyt out of your head!!!! It is the woman who gives the man massages - to calm the beast !! It is the woman who is the nurturer and comforter!!!!!!!!

You bastards learned this from Senor Fingers in the DJ Bible - this is n error!!!!!!

Only weak men give massages to supplicate and hope that the hor finds him favorable!!!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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backbreaker said:
lol, dude, the "i see you as a friend" is bad enough. That's REAL Bad.

the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.
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Lol, yeah man thats just sad. GAY bestfriend?:crackup: Wtf kind of title is that to earn? Stop wasting your time with this tramp. Especially if you got other girls lined up.
 
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yeah dude.. if a girl called me her GAY best friend.. I would have to do a lot of soul searching
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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backbreaker said:
lol, dude, the "i see you as a friend" is bad enough. That's REAL Bad.

the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.
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FATALITY!
 
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Man you need to move on to the next chick. She's got you thinking about her punanny like its the cure to world hunger.. there are other chicks, charge her to the game and keep it moving.
 
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backbreaker said:
the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.
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DAMN!!!!!
 
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The reason she sees you as her gay best friend is because you're acting like a man with no balls.

Also, you sound like a "nice guy" of the worst kind. The kind that pretends to be best friends with a girl so you can fvck her.

I think you need to be a man and ditch her, and do some self-reflection.
 
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