"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can't trust selfie pics

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I saw this woman, she had a cute face...all pics were selfies. We started chatting online. But then I noticed all her selfies were taken above her head.

So I went to look her up on FB, dammit, every SINGLE photo she has is a selfie...NOTHING from the waist up. She covered all basises. lol. I did though, however, saw a straight on head shot, from the chest up...and she looked a little bit chubbier than the rest of her selfies...so it has me worried.

Sounds like she made an effort even on social media to hide her weight, yes?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wifehunter

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Hiding weight? Lol!:p

She's only going to disappoint any prospects that are not "chubby chasers".
 
devilkingx2

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it's called the fat girl angle shot, invented long ago, when myspace was popular
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I met a chick on Bumble once. I learned just what the "Myspace Angles" and portrait-only shots hide. This chick and I meet up and she's at least twice my size. Not to mention the frumpy white blouse she was wearing. Her forehead and top of her hair were drenched and her shoulders are neck area were clearly damp with sweat. It was an average, summer day. She texted me the next day saying it was a really nice date (no, it wasn't). I was polite and told her there wasn't any chemistry between us.
 
Building_and_Loan

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Yeah I've been burned twice now on selfies that were out of date. Banged both of them anyway but still, I was less than pleased when these girls showed up looking nothing like their pictures taken in college.
 
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I call it the Fangle (the fat angle.)
 
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