"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can't tell when I'm good looking

spesmilitis

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Well, I got a hair cut that was way too short, and I felt that I'm not as good looking as I can be. But, every girl I talk to really complemented me on my hair cut, they said its the perfect length and I should keep it that way. I asked it them if its even better when it was normal length, and they said it was.

This is kind of weird to me, that I can't can't tell when I'm at my optimal looks. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yeah. When I grow my hair long, girls say I look really good. But I hate my hair long, and I think it makes me look weird. So I rarely do it.
 

Charm

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I bought clippers and shave my own head with a #2 every few days. I don't care anymore if others think it is good looking or not. I like it short, it costs NOTHING so I save money, I use less Shampoo+Conditioner = money saved, I dont have hat head, bad hair days or dandruff. Need I say more?
 

KneghtRyder

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?? hm get a personal stylist whose got an eye for hairstyles that costs 100-200 a visit
 
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