"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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can't follow this stream of thought

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So...6 months ago I told this girl I can't just be her friend cuz I'm too attracted to her goods. And she said, OK bye then.
Then now, she calls me...then she asks me to hang out. She picks me up, we eat then go to her place.
5 minutes later she's all over me...making out, etc....I did everything to her except sex.
She begs and pleads...super sexy...but I don't give in. I had no condoms.
Then she gets all mad. Says, "what do you think hanging out means?"

I'm like, whoa...wtf...
Can't figure it out.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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She realized that she might as well give you what you want and not miss out. If she wasn't attracted, she would not give 2 fvcks...

Well she's right, you had to come prepared. Hopefully next time, you will get the job done !
 
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LoL, thanks for this - it gave me an idea to record a podcast entitled "ALWAYS CARRY PROTECTION." I've had more than enough girls who initially want to hook up with me end up doing so months later, and I ALWAYS carry at least 2 condoms on me. Heck, even now that I have a girlfriend, I keep 'em on me in case she agrees to do some "in public" hooking up but doesn't want to leave a mess somewhere. Boy Scouts motto, maaaan! #beprepared
 
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