Usually when I drink I puke most of it up anyways so I don't get that tipsy. So last night I drank pretty slow ( 2 hard mikes while sipping Captain Morgan and Coke). But I still puked it up and in essence didn't get very wasted. What should I do to keep it down?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Can't drink w/o puking
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Take a break
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There you go.
Either all white, or all brown sir.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
drixsa
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"beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer you're in the clear."
this is a false statement but the problem that most people have such as yourself is that they can't keep track of your liquor.
stick to beer for now. You will know when you have had enough.
Mike's hard is for girls. keep it that way.
this is a false statement but the problem that most people have such as yourself is that they can't keep track of your liquor.
stick to beer for now. You will know when you have had enough.
Mike's hard is for girls. keep it that way.
Ok. I kinda used to have this sort of problem. I mean i used to throw up alot, be it in the club toilet, or the next morning.
I dunno. Is it beer that's not doing it for you? Maybe you should try having 1 beer, then have vodka & cokes (or whatever you like) for the rest of the night. Also, maybe have a glass of water to sip occasinally through out th night. That can help.
Or, maybe you should start taking Ecstacy. You'll get higher than alcohol will ever take you, plus you wont have to drink that much!
I dunno. Is it beer that's not doing it for you? Maybe you should try having 1 beer, then have vodka & cokes (or whatever you like) for the rest of the night. Also, maybe have a glass of water to sip occasinally through out th night. That can help.
Or, maybe you should start taking Ecstacy. You'll get higher than alcohol will ever take you, plus you wont have to drink that much!
Dont mix...
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
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Eat and drink plenty of water to prevent dehydration and throwing up.
torqueboxer
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Well I have had that problem before. I LOVE wiskey, but, it turns my stomach, every time. I have to have a chaser with the first few shots. If im mixing then no big deal. Try drinking clear liquor to get more used to drinking. A good starter drink would be just beer or MY favorite...the screwdriver(vodka and OJ).
Good luck on your blossoming drinking career.....bottoms up!!!
Good luck on your blossoming drinking career.....bottoms up!!!
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Personally... I would rather take vomit over drained spinal fluid.
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Don’t be an idiot. Ecstacy stops a person's awareness of internal heating. Someone can quite easily pass out and die from exhaustion. Furthermore, the effects of ecstacy are permanent, as it steadily forever depletes your ability to be happy and destroys your capacity for memory.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Re: Dont mix...
same... I could drink more than half of a regular sized bottle, and i wont throw up, but then if i mix liquors i do. The only time ive puked was when i mixed a lot of drinks, then i learned my lesson.Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
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That's a shame, cause I got a Miller Lite on my desk right now