Usually when I drink I puke most of it up anyways so I don't get that tipsy. So last night I drank pretty slow ( 2 hard mikes while sipping Captain Morgan and Coke). But I still puked it up and in essence didn't get very wasted. What should I do to keep it down?
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Take a break
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"beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer you're in the clear."
this is a false statement but the problem that most people have such as yourself is that they can't keep track of your liquor.
stick to beer for now. You will know when you have had enough.
Mike's hard is for girls. keep it that way.
this is a false statement but the problem that most people have such as yourself is that they can't keep track of your liquor.
stick to beer for now. You will know when you have had enough.
Mike's hard is for girls. keep it that way.
Ok. I kinda used to have this sort of problem. I mean i used to throw up alot, be it in the club toilet, or the next morning.
I dunno. Is it beer that's not doing it for you? Maybe you should try having 1 beer, then have vodka & cokes (or whatever you like) for the rest of the night. Also, maybe have a glass of water to sip occasinally through out th night. That can help.
Or, maybe you should start taking Ecstacy. You'll get higher than alcohol will ever take you, plus you wont have to drink that much!
I dunno. Is it beer that's not doing it for you? Maybe you should try having 1 beer, then have vodka & cokes (or whatever you like) for the rest of the night. Also, maybe have a glass of water to sip occasinally through out th night. That can help.
Or, maybe you should start taking Ecstacy. You'll get higher than alcohol will ever take you, plus you wont have to drink that much!
Dont mix...
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
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Eat and drink plenty of water to prevent dehydration and throwing up.
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Well I have had that problem before. I LOVE wiskey, but, it turns my stomach, every time. I have to have a chaser with the first few shots. If im mixing then no big deal. Try drinking clear liquor to get more used to drinking. A good starter drink would be just beer or MY favorite...the screwdriver(vodka and OJ).
Good luck on your blossoming drinking career.....bottoms up!!!
Good luck on your blossoming drinking career.....bottoms up!!!
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Personally... I would rather take vomit over drained spinal fluid.
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Re: Dont mix...
same... I could drink more than half of a regular sized bottle, and i wont throw up, but then if i mix liquors i do. The only time ive puked was when i mixed a lot of drinks, then i learned my lesson.Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I have thrown up because of drinking 2 times in my life... and sometimes when I drink, I drink like a fish... but the ONLY 2 times that I threw up because of drinking were the times when I MIXED my drinks. so DONT MIX and you should be fine, I think
Laterz...
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That's a shame, cause I got a Miller Lite on my desk right now