"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can't believe I am the only guy here who married a foreign woman

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Malice said:
Backbreaker? Who knows if what he says is real. He has never even posted a pic of his woman
Yes he has.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jaylan said:
Are you gonna turn into cordoncordon and start showing off pics whenever you mention her?
Malice said:
I am no cordon. You see me bragging about being a millionaire? Looks are what makes a marriage. Why don't you go marry an ugly b!tch and be happy.
You two should use the hate you both share for me and use it as the catalyst and pure bonding moment to turn your cackles (****les?) towards each other into a homo erotic bro love fest.
 
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Lol jaylen could not handle the truth, but op forgot to exclude all anglo women.
 

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Malice said:
You are in California and you say you have no access to foreign women? There are no foreign women there? You have got to be ****ting me. I am on the east coast and they are everywhere.
Huh?

You talking about chicks that have moved here from other countries? I'm sure some stick to their roots...

BeDJ said:
It's time for me to leave SoSuave.
Out of all the comments in all of Sosuave, you're making that one the reason for leaving.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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cordoncordon said:
You two should use the hate you both share for me and use it as the catalyst and pure bonding moment to turn your cackles (****les?) towards each other into a homo erotic bro love fest.

Nobody hates you. Stop getting us confused with your parents.

Peaks&Valleys said:
Huh?

You talking about chicks that have moved here from other countries? I'm sure some stick to their roots...


Out of all the comments in all of Sosuave, you're making that one the reason for leaving.
I stated in the OP that this thread is about meeting foreign chics already in the country. I'm not down with flying around the world to meet women.
 

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The East Coast is FULL of Russian women. You just don't see them on the West Coast.

The West coast is full of Chinese women, but they aren't attractive to me. I'll leave them to the white guys who can't get girlfriends.
 

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skinnyguy said:
The East Coast is FULL of Russian women. You just don't see them on the West Coast.

The West coast is full of Chinese women, but they aren't attractive to me. I'll leave them to the white guys who can't get girlfriends.
California does have a lot of Mexicans. I can't recall dating any that originally lived in Mexico. I've dated a few who had currently lived in Mexico when I used to go down there, long time ago though. But wasn't really interested in shacking up back then. :)
 

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skinnyguy said:
I'll leave them to the white guys who can't get girlfriends.
Where is your hot girlfriend you speak of? She must be a 10 since you are shaming guys like a woman. Let's see a pic.
 

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skinnyguy said:
If you're beta, foreign women will just want you for money and a green card .

Next.
I'm sorry skinnyguy, I misread your post. IF you are beta. But if you are worth 2 sh!ts and act like a man, she will never leave you. If you get her because you are a loser and can't get anyone else, she will leave you.

And yes it took 7 dates to bang my wife. And get this: I dumped her on the 6th date for not putting out. Left her standing there in a dark parking lot alone while I drove off. Didn't speak for a few days. Called her up. We went out and ****ed.

Now that's game.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BeDJ said:
Jaylan's views are anti-hetero-male. Why do you think members call him Gaylan?
So? He said something I agree with.



Jaylan said:
This forum is meant to help men get better with the women around them. This generally means getting better with Western women.
This^^^^^^ is the whole purpose of this forum. If everyone were to run off to foreign countries and get married, then....................................sosuave would not exist, there would be no reason for it.
 
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You know that Jaylan's quote you glued on your fridge is the gayest sh!t ever. To quote:

This forum is meant to help men get better with women around them.

The fact that you don't see the subliminal instigation of that statement proves you are still in My Little Pony land.
 

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BeDJ said:
You know that Jaylan's quote you glued on your fridge is the gayest sh!t ever. To quote:

This forum is meant to help men get better with women around them.

The fact that you don't see the subliminal instigation of that quote shows you are still in My Little Pony land.
okay
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BeDJ said:
Yeah, I don't know why we fight. Your words truly hurt.......
I don't know either, maybe we should just hang out and watch a movie or something.
 
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Fvck. Yes. I'll ask you to svck my d!ck, then accuse you of being gay afterwards =D
 

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man, is this guy fishing for a thumbs up bro comment or something. Foreign women, lol. Same ****...don't want no bank account drain my man, I want my freedom.
 

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Originally Posted by Jaylan
Are you gonna turn into cordoncordon and start showing off pics whenever you mention her?
I criticized and hated on cordoncordon for years on this forum it's no secret. I would like to make a public apology to him for the things I said about him and his girlfriend. Haven't had the chance because I have been away from the forums for some time and recently started being active again.

The things I said were out of ignorance and a lack of spiritual maturity at that time. Ignorance because even though I always advocated for foreign women I hadn't had an asian woman yet at the time, and lack of spiritual maturity because one should be happy for the success of others not hate on them for it. Jealousy and hatred bring nothing to you but negative energy and a sense of lack. In order to attract good things for yourself you should always feel positive about yourself and others. It's basic law of attraction.

cordon, you have a beautiful girlfriend (if you are still with the one that you always showed pics of) and my best wishes to you and congratulations on finding happiness.

You know something guys we should always strive to try out as many different types of cuisine as possible in order to find out for ourselves what is best. The same can be said about women. We should try them all black, white, yellow, brown then make a decision.

If women could be compared to food we could say western women are a mcdonalds hamburger and foreign women are a gourmet hamburger from a higher end restaurant. Foreign women are just much better quality.

Do not make the mistake of equating quality with looks. The mcdonalds burger could look the same or better than the gourmet burger, but the quality and taste isn't!

That's all I gotta say about foreign women ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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