Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Cankers
- Thread starter Saine
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
1) Listerine. 3x a day.
2) Cut out all excess sugars.
3) brush teeth after every meal. REMBRANDT has a special Canker sore toothpaste. look for it.
4) don't chew gum
but you should be doing this already.
mahon83050
Banned
Buy a medicine called "Kanka" it works wonders. It is a sticky substance that numbs it and you cannot feel the too much pain. It also cures the canker sore in no time.Originally posted by Saine
****ING CANKERS, got three of them now, one of top of my lip, one on my tongue and one below my tongue, wtf?!?!
Anybody know what I can do to prevent it and cure it now?
Thanks... goddamn.
naluholo
Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.