"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If any of you havent heard of this you need to research it on the internet immediately, as it is most likely you have it, and if so, your energy and health is compromised.

The quick home test is to spit in a cup of clear water first thing in the morning before you brush. If your spit sinks, you have candida.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Damn Dongfu this is dangerous stuff!

The symptoms list is like a mile long.
 

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I had this really badly actually.,went to the doctors and they gave me some pills, which helped a little, but never got rid of the problem.

Then a friend of mine put me onto this great herbologist who prescribed:

- echinacea 400mg (3 capsules a day)
- acido phofilus ( 1 capsule at night)
- oregano capsules (1 capsule after lunch)

ALternate each one for 15 days at a time and candida does not stand a chance.

Try to avoid dairy (yogurt is ok) and sweets if you can and eat lots of vegies and fragrant herbs like thyme, cilantro, dill, parsley, rosemary, etc.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, just a nutrition freak who solves most of his problems with diet and supplements.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX said:
Damn Dongfu this is dangerous stuff!

The symptoms list is like a mile long.
No shyt bro. I realized I had this since I was about 14. All the french toast with peanut butter and syrum. Candida heaven. Basically following the chinese diet, 2000 years of documented facts about food and health. And the chinese have known about candida for a long time before the west. I feel great now.
 

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You guys got any more information? I'm struggeling to find some.

I'd feel very stupid sayin to my parents 'I need to go to the docter because I think I have candida'.
 

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Yeast contains alot of bacteria we don't need. That's why I consume very little sugar, baked goods, and cheese. People who eat TONS of that stuff get constipated, headaches, irritable bowels, colon cancer, huge guts, etc.....forget that!
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dongfu said:
cocnut oil works well for candida
I really hope you meant, "Coconut Oil".........there is absolutely NO WAY we will try the "other!!!"
 

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Dilberto said:
I really hope you meant, "Coconut Oil".........there is absolutely NO WAY we will try the "other!!!"
yeah coconut oil:rolleyes:
 
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