Elavator full of hot babes in your typical work environment combined with your typical office workers. But can you spot the alpha male jerk here? he was funny http://craptime.com/funny31.wmv
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can you spot the alpha male jerk here?
- Thread starter DJnoob
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Socialreject
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WAHAHHAA...
The old guy is hilarious ^^
The other guys are mega insecure though!!
I think i'd be slammin that emergency break button like mad!
The old guy is hilarious ^^
The other guys are mega insecure though!!
I think i'd be slammin that emergency break button like mad!
KontrollerX
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:crackup:
Wow, those guys were pathetic! With the exception of the older guy, they acted as though they'd never seen a woman before.
Am I the only one who finds attention wh0res like this extremely unnattractive? They were nice looking, but that kind of behaviour would turn me off quicker than Rosie O'Donnell in a see through thong! Getting stuck in an elevator with them would do my head in!
Am I the only one who finds attention wh0res like this extremely unnattractive? They were nice looking, but that kind of behaviour would turn me off quicker than Rosie O'Donnell in a see through thong! Getting stuck in an elevator with them would do my head in!
spider_007
Master Don Juan
i love it how they call them "juggies"
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Stackthestyles
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Those are attention wh0res?Jariel said:
Seriously?
I agree completely with you Jariel in your tips... but... from what I have learned about attention wh0res, what I have EXPERIENCED with attention wh0res, is that they won't share the attention. The only girls I think that are attention wh)res are the ones who get 'jealous' of not being in the spotlight.
Those girls don't strike me as AW's... just all around fun.