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Bud_Fox
Guest
Well can you?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
damn are you really 25?
Even a pass from Canada can't save you on this one....
Even a pass from Canada can't save you on this one....
Bluesteak
Don Juan
Mabey not in Canada
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Just in case you didn't know. You can get a STD from any time body fluids are exchanged. The odds aren't that high but it's still possible. Best to know what kind of girl she is before you stick your head between her thighs.
Cunnilingus is the "safest" form of sex, but that's not saying much. Herpes, hpv, and thrush can easily be passed through eating a girl out, other things like gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis can be transmitted, but are much more difficult to catch. BTW, hpv is now strongly linked to oral cancer, and something like 75% of women have hpv.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SharinganUser
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HPV is not something you should worry about. It only causes cancer in women and you will develope antibodies that will fight it.
As for the OP's question. Yes you can get it that way, but it's highly unlikely you'll get anything. I personally don't like to go down on women, because it seems unsanitary.
As for the OP's question. Yes you can get it that way, but it's highly unlikely you'll get anything. I personally don't like to go down on women, because it seems unsanitary.