Why you sorry for me? I don't have a p*ssy. You should be sorry for the girl I'm with. :woo:mastacheef said:im sorry you don't..
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Why you sorry for me? I don't have a p*ssy. You should be sorry for the girl I'm with. :woo:mastacheef said:im sorry you don't..
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Thank you for dissing American women. 80% wow please find me another country that has the same amount of infected. I seriously think United States, United Kingdom and Africa are the three major countries that have major STD issues. I never said condom doesn't protect against HPV. When did I ever say that? You're the moron for thinking I said random sh*t. Well I hope you keep eating out "American" sk*nks, they carry so many other types of STDs. You probably have one already. :wave:spiff said:actually is around 80% in the 30s
and guess what dumbass, condoms dont protect against hpv so its probably a worldwide thing.
then again there is 30+ strands and only a few cause cancer the rest are harmless or cause warts which can be removed.
It hurts like a muther fvcker and that was when I was younger. Now I wouldn't let them stick nothing up my urethra.brett012 said:This is kind of off-topic but for the testing for chlamydia for guys, do they stick a tube in your urethra? My friend thinks he might have chlamydia and he wants to know if it's worth the pain.
Just look it up man, that's the way they test it. They stick a q-tip thing up your d*ck. So they can get a culture if you are infected with it. Yes that's the only way to test it. You can read about the experience on Tucker Maxx's website. It sounded horrible.brett012 said:But was that for chlamydia testing? Or was it for some type or surgery where they insert the catheter (tube) to absorb your piss?
chlamydia, because I'd slept with a wh0rebrett012 said:But was that for chlamydia testing? Or was it for some type or surgery where they insert the catheter (tube) to absorb your piss?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
:crackup: Oh my god! You're getting so mad and losing your cool over something so stupid. ROFL OMFG LOL you're so funny. Do you realize how stupid and pathetic you look getting mad at someone over the internet?spiff said:shut the fvck up your garbage
get off your anti American bull**** and get over yourself, I doubt anyone here in America could give a **** about you.
and dumb **** if latex doesn't protect against hpv then its going to be a worldwide thing, or are condoms in America worse and everywhere else has super power hi tech latex? you're so fvcking ignorant and dumb it disgusts me. Quit insulting our women motherfvcker cuz it's the same as everywhere else.
I like canada, most of europe, and asia. But I love my country and I am thankful for it, you got a problem with it? Deal.
to quote my boy carlos mencia
"look here you dumb ignorant piece of sh*t"
diaf :rockon: