"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Can you catch something by eating her out?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spiff said:
actually is around 80% in the 30s

and guess what dumbass, condoms dont protect against hpv so its probably a worldwide thing.

then again there is 30+ strands and only a few cause cancer the rest are harmless or cause warts which can be removed.
Thank you for dissing American women. 80% wow please find me another country that has the same amount of infected. I seriously think United States, United Kingdom and Africa are the three major countries that have major STD issues. I never said condom doesn't protect against HPV. When did I ever say that? You're the moron for thinking I said random sh*t. Well I hope you keep eating out "American" sk*nks, they carry so many other types of STDs. You probably have one already. :wave:
 

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brett012 said:
This is kind of off-topic but for the testing for chlamydia for guys, do they stick a tube in your urethra? My friend thinks he might have chlamydia and he wants to know if it's worth the pain.
It hurts like a muther fvcker and that was when I was younger. Now I wouldn't let them stick nothing up my urethra.
 

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brett012 said:
But was that for chlamydia testing? Or was it for some type or surgery where they insert the catheter (tube) to absorb your piss?
Just look it up man, that's the way they test it. They stick a q-tip thing up your d*ck. So they can get a culture if you are infected with it. Yes that's the only way to test it. You can read about the experience on Tucker Maxx's website. It sounded horrible.
 

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brett012 said:
But was that for chlamydia testing? Or was it for some type or surgery where they insert the catheter (tube) to absorb your piss?
chlamydia, because I'd slept with a wh0re
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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spiff said:
shut the fvck up your garbage

get off your anti American bull**** and get over yourself, I doubt anyone here in America could give a **** about you.

and dumb **** if latex doesn't protect against hpv then its going to be a worldwide thing, or are condoms in America worse and everywhere else has super power hi tech latex? you're so fvcking ignorant and dumb it disgusts me. Quit insulting our women motherfvcker cuz it's the same as everywhere else.

I like canada, most of europe, and asia. But I love my country and I am thankful for it, you got a problem with it? Deal.

to quote my boy carlos mencia
"look here you dumb ignorant piece of sh*t"

diaf :rockon:
:crackup: Oh my god! You're getting so mad and losing your cool over something so stupid. ROFL OMFG LOL you're so funny. Do you realize how stupid and pathetic you look getting mad at someone over the internet?

Pook claims American women are inferior, since 80% of this forum believes Pook it must be true.

AMERICAN WOMEN IN GENERAL SUCKS! I'm awesome. :rockon: You can't do a damn thing about it since it's FREE SPEECH and MY OPINION.
 

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It appears everything useful in this thread has already been discussed.

I'm gonna go ahead and close it.

If you don't approve of the decision, send me a PM.
 
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