Can someone know you farted just from eyesight?

[SamePendo]

Picture this:

You are in a semi-crowded place. Or maybe in a line in an open space. If someone farts, without it sounding, the smell will disseminate very quickly, and that's if the fart smells. But my question is:

Can someone standing behind you know that you farted? Maybe your jeans, pants or shorts inflate for a second and you can catch it. Can you? I'm thinking someone can spot this, because, if I blow air into my shirt, it expands, imagine somewhere where air isn't blowing, suddenly has a violent spurt of air/gas out of it?

Maybe someone with mirrors and lots of time should try this. Or maybe, when you're about to fart and are in a vicinity of a mirror, take a look at your ass and see if you can spot the fart!

 

[piranha45]

yeah most of the time when i fart, my pants completely split apart at the rear. And even if that doesn't happen, this foul brown gas still streams out of the legs and fills the room in a matter of seconds.

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

Maybe someone with mirrors and lots of time should try this. Or maybe, when you're about to fart and are in a vicinity of a mirror, take a look at your ass and see if you can spot the fart!

yeah most of the time when i fart, my pants completely split apart at the rear.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: You guys are hilarious!

I'm not sure it'd be noticable... unless your eyes were GLUED to someone's rear end.

Technically speaking, I wonder A.) If 'farts' are thinner than 'air', and thus dissipate through fabric much quicker than air... B.) Would the volume of said 'fart' released be enough to cause notable inflation? My guess is no.

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

We should call MythBusters! LOL

Seriously, just let 'er rip... every person does it, and if they can't handle normal bodily functions... well then, I'd be tempted to think they seriously don't matter to me. :crackup:

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

Unless you're wearing a very thin fabric skirt/dress, I wouldn't worry about it. Your body language will tell more of a tale if anything.

 

[WhitePimp]

Start talking during a fart...everyone always assumes it's the quiet person who's farting but if you're yapping away you easily avoid suspicion.

 

[Alle_Gory]

No. But I can tell when someone is trolling just from eyesight.

 

[SamePendo]

No. But I can tell when someone is trolling just from eyesight.

Look for threads made by me other than Anything Else.



How light should the fabric be? I suspect of my formal wear, or pants. Maybe if some part of it was "stuck" to my butt because of sweat, folding, or whatever reason . . . and suddenly comes the high-speed-fart! I tend to think that it does show up in a obvious way!
I used to worry about the smell of them, I can somehow notice if they smell or if they will sound. And if you are in an open space, walking, or whatever, it is nearly impossible to spot it was you, if it is is possible at all. As for the expression, unless you don"t have control over yourself and have some kind of mental handicap, I highly doubt that a grown man will expose through his expression that he just farted!

Pending more solid information on this from the board, I am farting towards a place that no one is seeing my butt.

 

[Paradox]

No. But I can tell when someone is trolling just from eyesight.

LOL, It's just a joke.

 

[jafyk]

How about if you feel a fart you step out and do ur thing. Instead of being disgusting.

 

[DonGorgon]

Only gay men...lol

 

[Alle_Gory]

LOL, It's just a joke.

I don't get it. Why is this funny?

 

[OzyBoy]

Ha ha. :

 

[Aragon034]

I recall one ****ed up conversation with my sociology professor about farting. Hell the entire class was involved. As it turns out, Fart is like the oldest word imaginable and there are rules and whatnot for it.

• He who observed it served it.
• He who first detected it ejected it.
• He who said the rhyme did the crime.
• Whoever blamed it flamed it.
• Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
• Whoever rhymed it grimed it.
• Whoever denied it supplied it.
• He who smelt it dealt it.
• The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart#cite_note-16
• He who articulated it, particulated it!

 

[Da Realist]

Watch the person's stomach tighten.

 

[Alle_Gory]

I still don't get it.

 

[SamePendo]

So, can someone tell? I want to be able to fart freely and not worry about someone seeing me fart!