"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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can someone explain why a chick would randomly laugh when I am around ? (No IOI)

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I am very sure it's not an IOI because she NEVER initiates contact with me, never really helps me out when I need help, and always talks about how much she loves other guys in front of me.

I lost interest in her because she is annoying, but I have to deal with her frequently as a part of my job. Every time I go in to her office she will just randomly start giggling when I am standing around doing nothing, or just asking someone else a question.

She does get really mad when I ignore her and I choked it down to her being an attention *****, but the random giggling pisses me off. No there's nothing on my face or clothes! I have no idea why she keeps doing it when I am around, do you guys have any idea what is up with this random giggle/laugh from her? Could it be her way of trying to disrespect me? I asked her why she was laughing once and she gave me some bs reason about it being something I had just said (which was not a joke or a funny comment at all), it bugs me cuz it makes me feel like she is trying to mock me indirectly.

Let me hear your opinions guys and if you experienced a similar sort of thing from girls.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DarkShade

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Is she 13 or what? Maybe she has ants in her pants. No reason to get mad about her giggling, maybe she's just a nutbar. Laugh with her and be silly. Even if you had a big snot hanging out of your nose and she's laughing at that, you gotta admit it's funny.
 

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darkshade - She is 29 and I am 24, but she does behave like a 13 year old. It kind of gets on my nerves because I will come in there trying to speak to my colleagues or her for some things I need to do for my job, and she will just start smirking and giggling, which is annoying because it makes me feel she is trying to disrespect me in front of my co-workers when I am trying to be serious and get work done.
 

DarkShade

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I'd ignore her when she does it, maybe she'll stop. Remember when you were 13 and your sibling would copy everything you said, or call you a name, but you never responded and he/she pretty quickly got bored of acting retarded because they weren't getting attention? Give that a shot?
 

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I tried ignoring it but it didn't change a thing, this has been going for more than month!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DonJuanit0

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Is she having sex or what?!? :eek:
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Tell her to stop bothering you or something.
 

Rex Man

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Kill her.

Or at the very least stop letting it get to you. More than likely she's talking about you behind your back and having a hearty laugh at your expense. If you can't do anything about it, just leave it alone. Don't let it bother you.
 

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man **** that *****, she is nothing but a secretary and is probably mad i am younger than her and get to tell her what to do because i actually went out and got an education while she was too busy being a dumb ass.
 

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Be a man and confront her about it in front of everyone. Pubicly ask her what's so funny? And then tell her on behalf of everyone that you'd appreciate it if she acted like a mature adult at work and to keep the 13yr old giggling in the confines of her own home which I am sure is filled with rainbows, pink unicorns and her favorite hello kitty merchandise.

Or you could atleast make it known to your boss by reporting this annoying behavor. You asked her to stop and she hasn't, so you have the right to report this treatment.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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nando

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She laughs to herself, like not loud enough for everyone else to see.

Man **** her, I am not gonna let her get to me anymore, you guys are right.
 

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Sounds like she might know a secret about you, or have some dirt on you or something.
 
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