Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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can i get a female opinion on something?

Create Reality

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"When you (girl) go down on a man and his balls are really hairy, and you are sucking and kissing his balls, does the ballhair tickle your lips?"

:cheer:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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penkitten

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Create Reality said:
"When you (girl) go down on a man and his balls are really hairy, and you are sucking and kissing his balls, does the ballhair tickle your lips?"

:cheer:
who is hanging on to ball hair and why?
what i am getting at is...
it would be terribly unsexy if i did not mow and trim before i brought my boy to my yard, so i think he should too.

but to answer your question, somehow it comes off and gets in the back of my throat and gags me a little but i don't say nothing, i just swallow over and over real hard until all my saliva from the bj that is still going on , flushes it down my throat and eventually there is a finale that is always sure to get rid of it.
one time a hair got stuck in my tooth and the only way to get it out was to go brush and floss..eww

even though my user name is penkitten, i am not a cat. i do not like to lick hair. i think it is gross. so i came up with a theory about it.. if a guy wants a gal to focus attention on his sack, he will make sure that it is clean, smells good and is not too hairy. same things you would think about a gal wanting attention down there too
 

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go laser your balls, that way when you tell a chick to suck em and she denies you just show her your baby ass smooth balls and say "well....do you suck these balls?? ;)"
 

ChapStick

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Charm&Style said:
go laser your balls, that way when you tell a chick to suck em and she denies you just show her your baby ass smooth balls and say "well....do you suck these balls?? ;)"
HAHAHAHA! Dave Chapelle is hillarious!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Skilla_Staz

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lol shaving your balls is easy. pull the skin off to one side, causing it to be taught. Shave. make sure you get the whole deal. nothing funnier than a random patch of nut hair.
 
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