“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Can I borrow a piece of paper?

JSH

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Originally posted by i am me
Sorry but ALL of these suggestions seem cheesy to me. A girl used to always ask for paper in one of my classes and I usually just said "yeah, sure." Sometimes I 'd say it without showing much emotion, sometimes I'd smile a little and look at her. One time I didn't move: I just looked at her with an emotionless face until she laughed a little said "what??" So I just shook my head a little and gave her the paper (kind of like "playfully annoyed" that I always have to lend her paper).

It's not that big of a deal so don't worry about it...if you like it, just say "no sorry, I don't have any."
So what if its cheesy, if you can open off something as simple as that to pick up, then wicked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haha, wicked...funny word
 

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Did you ever consider that, just MAYBE, she acually WANTS the piece of paper? :p

We tend to overanaylse things to... or misread signs in order to support your desire. Something along the principle of, "I think she likes me therefore she must." Thereby you reading the signs which support that belief and rejected those which refute it.

:D :eek:
 

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.......Just say No?....

Instead of showing that your Husband Material (supplying)..
 

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Is it that important? The whole PAPER thing. This is a BIT overstated. You don't get a girl based on how you hand her paper -- or how you DO NOT hand her paper.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I got a decent one:
"can I borrow a piece of paper?"
(look at her with one eyebrow raised and look like your thimking for a second)
you: " no,no your not worthy" then turn away

when I did it she kind of got a "are you serious/ very funny" look on her face,then I turned and looked at her with an eyebrow still raised and looked serious for a second, then laughed and gave her a piece, and a day later were going out.
 

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Wow, I should go buy a pack of 200 pieces of paper. :D
 

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You killed it, man. :eek: :p

My momentum... just fell like a broken branch of an old tree...
 

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Some of you need to be more fun!

True the girl may just need the paper and it's just cool to give it to her. But capitalize on the opportunity and grab her attention man! :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by InsidiousNstinct
A peice of paper....? Wouldn't it just be easier for you to tell me the number so that I can put it in my cell phone?


;)


The only problem with this is it took me minute to think of this...in real time you don't have the luxery. If you can think of something witty then say it. If not...give her one h*ll of a smile and a piece of paper. There will be other oppurtunities.....:D
LOL! Next time a girl asks me for something I will stare into space grining for half a minuite trying to think of something funny.
 

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Originally posted by chill
I got a decent one:
"can I borrow a piece of paper?"
(look at her with one eyebrow raised and look like your thimking for a second)
**** you: " no,no your not worthy" then turn away****

when I did it she kind of got a "are you serious/ very funny" look on her face,then I turned and looked at her with an eyebrow still raised and looked serious for a second, then laughed and gave her a piece, and a day later were going out.
Good stuff
 
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