backbreaker
Master Don Juan
curious. thinkin of startin a new fad
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
can black people grow mullets?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Yep, it's called a frolett.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I think there were a couple hideous rap groups in the early 90s who tried it, their mullets fading into history...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Wow...you guys are young.
Long before the mullet became the haircut of ridicule for the white community, in the early eighties we black people also had our own version of it.
Back then, especially here in the dirty south we used to call it "The Shag".
Check out any early Shalamar (Howard Hewett) video from the early eighties on Youtube, or better yet, check out ANY Lionel Ritchie video ALL THROUGHOUT the eighties.
Shalamar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d23xNp5EE
Lionel Ritchie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA
Ain't nothin' new my friends, it's just variations or innovations on the same old thing---------with a different name that "the kids" might be calling it these days.
RESPECT to you my brothers.
Soldier on.
VU
Long before the mullet became the haircut of ridicule for the white community, in the early eighties we black people also had our own version of it.
Back then, especially here in the dirty south we used to call it "The Shag".
Check out any early Shalamar (Howard Hewett) video from the early eighties on Youtube, or better yet, check out ANY Lionel Ritchie video ALL THROUGHOUT the eighties.
Shalamar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d23xNp5EE
Lionel Ritchie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA
Ain't nothin' new my friends, it's just variations or innovations on the same old thing---------with a different name that "the kids" might be calling it these days.
RESPECT to you my brothers.
Soldier on.
VU
Capodeciña
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See, now backbreaker says he's growing a mullet, its alright?
But when I said about the rat tail, I got bashed for it.
The mullet is one of the worst hair fads I've ever seen.
The rat tail (the proper one) reaks havoc and is ftw. Lots of Columbian and Brazilian playboys, pimps and naturals have this. Wouldn't Black people have to straighten the back a bit (perm) or unless you want it like a afro?
But when I said about the rat tail, I got bashed for it.
The mullet is one of the worst hair fads I've ever seen.
The rat tail (the proper one) reaks havoc and is ftw. Lots of Columbian and Brazilian playboys, pimps and naturals have this. Wouldn't Black people have to straighten the back a bit (perm) or unless you want it like a afro?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I think Jheri Curls are kind of black mullets too. The preferred coiffage of bamas and rednecks respectively.
Cornrows remind me of mullets too. Mullets are only appropriate on old beer-drinking hell-raisin' OLD white men and cornrows are only appropriate on cute as a button pre-teen black girls. Or little white girls who have just returned from a trip to the Jamaica. Otherwise they have a similiar amount of fail attached to them.
Cornrows remind me of mullets too. Mullets are only appropriate on old beer-drinking hell-raisin' OLD white men and cornrows are only appropriate on cute as a button pre-teen black girls. Or little white girls who have just returned from a trip to the Jamaica. Otherwise they have a similiar amount of fail attached to them.
MikeBrown30
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To be honest, I think you would look better sporting one of these hairstyles backbreaker:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9579/thesepeopleexistpart319.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/2394/frohat.jpg
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9579/thesepeopleexistpart319.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/2394/frohat.jpg
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
You're too late. Asking silly questions on internet forums is already quite popular.backbreaker said:
