"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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campaign for real beauty

00Kevin

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I was at the movie theater last night with a girl and a bunch of dumb ads appeared about Doves campaign for real beauty.

These ads are pictures of women who are fat or ugly for some reason. next to the picture is a choice.

1. ) fat
2. ) Voluptuous

Every time they came up I picked the realistic one (fat). The girl I was with play slaped me and was shocked. it was funny. I just laughed.

here is their website :)

http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.ca/
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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00Kevin

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i just took another look at the site and saw that they are making thin girls and prety girls look ugly

beside the thin girl it says

1.) half empty
2.) half full
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Dude...THAT IS SOME SCARY SH1T OMFG I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS.

I got one that said, "BALD? BEAUTIFUL?" I WAS LIKE, " HOLY **** MAN YOU'RE FVCKIN BALD!!!"

damn...::shudders;:
That was funny, even funnier when I saw the image and that thought went through my head.
 

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there is a forum there too.. I tried to post but I think all the posts are filtered and approved.

What kind of pissed me off was that it is only about women.

What about all the fat, bald, ugly men? hmm.. I guess women go for these kinds of guys all the time so there is no need of it.
My brothers friend "bubba" who is almost 400 lbs has all the women...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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