"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJKid

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Hey just curious if there were any other poker fanatics on here...

How often do you all play and what sites do you play on?

I like playing cash 1-2NL games and I play a little online at PokerStars. I'm looking to start playing in more tournaments so if anyone plays routinely just respond to this thread.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Italia

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Sup

Im a big poker fan myself. Hey if you wanna play some poker or wanna just talk about poker PM me.
 

wolf116

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Online poker player here. I'm training hard ATM looking to turn pro at some stage.
 

DJKid

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Italia check your inbox.

Wolf you play on PokeStars? What kind of games or tourneys do you play? I might be playing in a 1-2 NL cash game tomorrow wish me luck lol..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheMainMan

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I thought Bush had banned online poker in the states?

Love the game.

Anyone read 'The making of a poker player' by matt matross? Good intro book.
 

DJKid

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r0cky said:
I play once in a while. Won a couple bucks at a tournament in atlantic city last month
Nice. I'm heading to AC in a few weeks. Where was the tourny and how much was the buy in and prize?
 
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