"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Calling all Poker Players

DJKid

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Hey just curious if there were any other poker fanatics on here...

How often do you all play and what sites do you play on?

I like playing cash 1-2NL games and I play a little online at PokerStars. I'm looking to start playing in more tournaments so if anyone plays routinely just respond to this thread.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Italia

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Sup

Im a big poker fan myself. Hey if you wanna play some poker or wanna just talk about poker PM me.
 

wolf116

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Online poker player here. I'm training hard ATM looking to turn pro at some stage.
 

DJKid

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Italia check your inbox.

Wolf you play on PokeStars? What kind of games or tourneys do you play? I might be playing in a 1-2 NL cash game tomorrow wish me luck lol..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheMainMan

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I thought Bush had banned online poker in the states?

Love the game.

Anyone read 'The making of a poker player' by matt matross? Good intro book.
 

DJKid

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r0cky said:
I play once in a while. Won a couple bucks at a tournament in atlantic city last month
Nice. I'm heading to AC in a few weeks. Where was the tourny and how much was the buy in and prize?
 
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