What do you do when the new love interest is in a class full of hyper class clowns who are funnier than you and get attention? There's one in particular who always totes a guitar around and I can't do that. Am I basically screwed but not the way I wanted? The only way to outdo them is with caffeine but I don't want to be dependent on it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
C0ckblocking
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ohiofutballa
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Since when does the extreme hyper and annoying kids get girls? did i miss something?
Be your own person, be laid-back or be an annoying ass clown, but you dont have to resort to using caffeine because you think it will get you ahead, it wont.
The girl is probably laughing at that guy because he is such an idiot. Thats why alot of people would laugh.
So just relax, and talk to the girl the way YOU would, not the hyper ADD kids, or the over-caffeinated guitar-totin wannabes
Thats what i would do at least
Ohiofutballa
Be your own person, be laid-back or be an annoying ass clown, but you dont have to resort to using caffeine because you think it will get you ahead, it wont.
The girl is probably laughing at that guy because he is such an idiot. Thats why alot of people would laugh.
So just relax, and talk to the girl the way YOU would, not the hyper ADD kids, or the over-caffeinated guitar-totin wannabes
Thats what i would do at least
Ohiofutballa
I just give girls my full attention, and make them only care about me. Does she sit near you? Here's what I usually do:
-I switch their books, so when they open it, and notice it's mine, they have to ask for it back.
-When they answer all the questions in one day, and don't answer one. Say in a jerky attitude "I'm surprised you don't have a comment on that one."
-Stare at her, and then when she notices continue staring, and when she looks down and looks back up, keep staring until she says "Quit it." 3 times or she sounds annoyed.
And go from there. Stuff like that just naturally comes to my head after I did it for a while.
Then when she wants your attention, just go one day on her attn, and then the next day off attn. Make her wonder about you.
Just suggestions.
-I switch their books, so when they open it, and notice it's mine, they have to ask for it back.
-When they answer all the questions in one day, and don't answer one. Say in a jerky attitude "I'm surprised you don't have a comment on that one."
-Stare at her, and then when she notices continue staring, and when she looks down and looks back up, keep staring until she says "Quit it." 3 times or she sounds annoyed.
And go from there. Stuff like that just naturally comes to my head after I did it for a while.
Then when she wants your attention, just go one day on her attn, and then the next day off attn. Make her wonder about you.
Just suggestions.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
Honestly... some ******* making a specticle is a GIFT. Its the perfect approach, an awsome startup topic, and its low energy.
"I cant believe it... hes playing that guitar AGAIN! I hear he learned it from his grandma!"
"really?"
"Thats the rumor. Do you play an instrament?"
"What a cute kid <motion to loud *******>"
"<laughs> yeah"
"Just imagine how boooring <math class> would be without <hisname> goin wild"
"hehe, yeah"
"Personally, I only go wild on weekends... Ive got to pace myself <smile> Hey, how did you spend last weekend, did you go to that huge party in <other suburb>?"
The possibilities are endless.
"I cant believe it... hes playing that guitar AGAIN! I hear he learned it from his grandma!"
"really?"
"Thats the rumor. Do you play an instrament?"
"What a cute kid <motion to loud *******>"
"<laughs> yeah"
"Just imagine how boooring <math class> would be without <hisname> goin wild"
"hehe, yeah"
"Personally, I only go wild on weekends... Ive got to pace myself <smile> Hey, how did you spend last weekend, did you go to that huge party in <other suburb>?"
The possibilities are endless.
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
has this EVER got you laid?
