"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
C&Funny works a lot...
- Thread starter Trapper
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
hb;"Hey hows it hanging"Trapper said:
bw;"Short and to the left"(smile)
hb;"I'm bored."
bw; "Allow me to sex you right up then."(grin)
hb;"My hair is such a mess."
bw;"I know tell me about it,normally it's pretty but today uh...well I don't know what happened."
Here are some I saved from past posters;
"in the foreplay stage my favorite move is to stare into her eyes a mouth the words "Ohhhhh yeah"*kool-aid jug style*"
"-kiss rejected; how do you handle it?
Just say give a laugh and say "I wasn't trying to kiss you is that what you thought?" Then they will be like oh really now? And they will try as hard as they can to land one on your lips."
""So word on the street is that you want my body"
If she replies with a no of some sort, just say,
"It's okay. Eventually you'll get enough confidence to admit it.""
"(while on the phone)
-me- Hey, would you mind if I just hung up on you now?
-her- Yeah!
-me- Oh. What if I pretended like I got disconnected?
-her- GRRRRRRR
-me- Is that a sexy growl or an 'i hate you' growl?
-her- *laughing* both."
"If she is telling me something boring I'll waver my head around then drop it to the side, close my eyes, and start snoring. They always get pissed and hit me. I wake up with "what!! what happened! The smile is key."
"Girl: Do I look a little tired today?
Me: You wanna look a lot tired tomorrow? (Big Grin)"
""Were you one of those kids who always drew outside the lines?""
""me: Hey, did I miss something? Thong-weeks or what's going on?""
"HB: How will you find me at the gym?
Friend: I'll just look for the most beautiful girl there.
HB: Really!?!?
Friend: Yea... and then I'll have her point you out so I can find you."
"Me: Can you "insert favor here"? I'll pay you back.
Him: How will you pay me back?
Me: Well, what do you want?
Him: Sexual favors, the only currency that counts!"
"You smell great, is that Burger King? (said after HB told me she was eating there with a friend earlier)."
""In response to “I have a boyfriend”
"well i actually have two girlfriends, so now here's your chance to catch up to me""
""We should get together sometime, see if you're the full package. What's your number?""
"“I guess I’m alright,if perfection is what you like”"
