"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
C&Funny works a lot...
- Thread starter Trapper
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
hb;"Hey hows it hanging"Trapper said:
bw;"Short and to the left"(smile)
hb;"I'm bored."
bw; "Allow me to sex you right up then."(grin)
hb;"My hair is such a mess."
bw;"I know tell me about it,normally it's pretty but today uh...well I don't know what happened."
Here are some I saved from past posters;
"in the foreplay stage my favorite move is to stare into her eyes a mouth the words "Ohhhhh yeah"*kool-aid jug style*"
"-kiss rejected; how do you handle it?
Just say give a laugh and say "I wasn't trying to kiss you is that what you thought?" Then they will be like oh really now? And they will try as hard as they can to land one on your lips."
""So word on the street is that you want my body"
If she replies with a no of some sort, just say,
"It's okay. Eventually you'll get enough confidence to admit it.""
"(while on the phone)
-me- Hey, would you mind if I just hung up on you now?
-her- Yeah!
-me- Oh. What if I pretended like I got disconnected?
-her- GRRRRRRR
-me- Is that a sexy growl or an 'i hate you' growl?
-her- *laughing* both."
"If she is telling me something boring I'll waver my head around then drop it to the side, close my eyes, and start snoring. They always get pissed and hit me. I wake up with "what!! what happened! The smile is key."
"Girl: Do I look a little tired today?
Me: You wanna look a lot tired tomorrow? (Big Grin)"
""Were you one of those kids who always drew outside the lines?""
""me: Hey, did I miss something? Thong-weeks or what's going on?""
"HB: How will you find me at the gym?
Friend: I'll just look for the most beautiful girl there.
HB: Really!?!?
Friend: Yea... and then I'll have her point you out so I can find you."
"Me: Can you "insert favor here"? I'll pay you back.
Him: How will you pay me back?
Me: Well, what do you want?
Him: Sexual favors, the only currency that counts!"
"You smell great, is that Burger King? (said after HB told me she was eating there with a friend earlier)."
""In response to “I have a boyfriend”
"well i actually have two girlfriends, so now here's your chance to catch up to me""
""We should get together sometime, see if you're the full package. What's your number?""
"“I guess I’m alright,if perfection is what you like”"
