"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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C&Funny works a lot...

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well, i'd love to learn more ****y&funny lines from you guys..do you have any? everything which is funny... if you apply them in a confident way, it really works...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Trapper said:
well, i'd love to learn more ****y&funny lines from you guys..do you have any? everything which is funny... if you apply them in a confident way, it really works...
hb;"Hey hows it hanging"
bw;"Short and to the left"(smile)

hb;"I'm bored."
bw; "Allow me to sex you right up then."(grin)

hb;"My hair is such a mess."
bw;"I know tell me about it,normally it's pretty but today uh...well I don't know what happened."

Here are some I saved from past posters;
"in the foreplay stage my favorite move is to stare into her eyes a mouth the words "Ohhhhh yeah"*kool-aid jug style*"

"-kiss rejected; how do you handle it?
Just say give a laugh and say "I wasn't trying to kiss you is that what you thought?" Then they will be like oh really now? And they will try as hard as they can to land one on your lips."

""So word on the street is that you want my body"
If she replies with a no of some sort, just say,
"It's okay. Eventually you'll get enough confidence to admit it.""

"(while on the phone)
-me- Hey, would you mind if I just hung up on you now?
-her- Yeah!
-me- Oh. What if I pretended like I got disconnected?
-her- GRRRRRRR
-me- Is that a sexy growl or an 'i hate you' growl?
-her- *laughing* both."

"If she is telling me something boring I'll waver my head around then drop it to the side, close my eyes, and start snoring. They always get pissed and hit me. I wake up with "what!! what happened! The smile is key."

"Girl: Do I look a little tired today?
Me: You wanna look a lot tired tomorrow? (Big Grin)"

""Were you one of those kids who always drew outside the lines?""

""me: Hey, did I miss something? Thong-weeks or what's going on?""

"HB: How will you find me at the gym?
Friend: I'll just look for the most beautiful girl there.
HB: Really!?!?
Friend: Yea... and then I'll have her point you out so I can find you."

"Me: Can you "insert favor here"? I'll pay you back.
Him: How will you pay me back?
Me: Well, what do you want?
Him: Sexual favors, the only currency that counts!"

"You smell great, is that Burger King? (said after HB told me she was eating there with a friend earlier)."

""In response to “I have a boyfriend”
"well i actually have two girlfriends, so now here's your chance to catch up to me""

""We should get together sometime, see if you're the full package. What's your number?""

"“I guess I’m alright,if perfection is what you like”"
 

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DJ: How is the prettiest girl in the room doing feeling today?
HB: Fine thanks :)
DJ: And how are you? *big grin*
 
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