^ the above would actually be a neg hit.
Here's one I heard in a indie movei(Ghost City(or sumtin) anyway. it's more of a comeback.
Other Guy : **** YOU!
You: I bet you'd love to.... but you gotta buy me dinner first.
anyway... I think it's best to think these things up on the fly. Otherwise you'll sound canned or re-use that same line.
Laughter is caused by a thought that does not make logical sense and your brain can't process it. So by seeing things in a different light you cause.... yes purple elephant....
If you didn't smile you have a different sense of humor maybe a...
What's purple and black and taps on glass......????
A baby in a microwave...
You sick motehr****er.....
one time this kid was throwing a brick up in the sky. He trew it over his head and caught it. His Grandpa came out and said 'can't you throw it any higher' SO he threw it as high as he could. They waited and it never came down
Whats the differnce between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies....
I don't have a ferrari in my garrage.
Then there is sarcasm and the dry humor. Thats more my type of stuff...
if you're always dissing the girl in your C&F it's not gonna be funny to her for long. A neg hit or whatever now and then is fine.
Learn to broden your funny skill. Learn to manipulate words... Learn to pick up different slurs of words. For example **** can be truck... I posted something on that a while back...
Key Number one. Like the weird Chinese guy said in The Last Samarui
'You mind too much'
Don't worry about it. GO out there not caring if your funny or the lame guy. Have fun. Loosen up. Say what you think. Be spontateous.
So there was this guy on the plane complaning of a monster on the wing... So he calls the steward and she looks out the window... and she pulls back amazed. The guy says 'see! a monster i'm not crazy' She says Nope. Your still crazy, But I just saw a birck go by..
No one beats me in spontanousiticalisity.I reign king of it. Thats why I ****ed the Queen of England.... BECAUSE I AM LORD (Insert random Screenname here.)
I'm really bored.
Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies.... I can't move a pile of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A baby was covered by dead babies.... so it ate it's way out. Then It went back and ate some more.... Out of no where.... a brick fell on it and killed it.... _END_
