C+F legs growing slowly.....

[Pugsley_f5]

Hey guys I have had trouble adapting to the C+f personality recently but its coming to me, I used it on a femal friend of mine who has never hear me talk or act like that EVER, I saw her up in MD a week ago and she started a convo with me on AIM I think you all will get many a laugh at this, I was laughing the whole time busting on her, I think I def got out of the friend zone with her as of tonight.

BTW I changed the IM names for privacy im TurboPugs shes robthebeast

robthebeast: sorry i never had the chance to meet with u but i was in bed pretty much the whole break with what seemed to be the flu and i didnt talk to anyone or go anywhere - i even missed dr's party and all
turbopugsleyLX: uh huh sure
robthebeast: >
robthebeast: u calling me a liar
robthebeast: i'll show u my prescription bottle and my doctor bills
turbopugsleyLX: well thats no problem you can make it up to me
robthebeast: ahhhhhhh
turbopugsleyLX: you can cook me a dinner or take me out to dinner during xmas
robthebeast: cook u dinner
robthebeast: oh boy
robthebeast: ok - i'll make u a fozen pizza
turbopugsleyLX: Nothing says you care more than a burnt hunk of charcoal
robthebeast: u want charcoal too?
robthebeast: ok
turbopugsleyLX: I talking about the food LOL
robthebeast: ohhh
turbopugsleyLX: LOL
robthebeast: burnt food
turbopugsleyLX: *cute*
turbopugsleyLX: were you originally blonde?
robthebeast: i still am blonde........
robthebeast: a dirty blonde.......
robthebeast: and i'm 100% Polish!
turbopugsleyLX: LOL *tell me bout it*
turbopugsleyLX: lol
robthebeast: its cool!
turbopugsleyLX: Oh man your like a redheaded stepchild
robthebeast: ewww
robthebeast: redheads r weird
turbopugsleyLX: so are polish dirty blondes apparently
robthebeast: theyre lil devils
turbopugsleyLX: LOL
robthebeast: i aint weird!
turbopugsleyLX: HAHA
robthebeast: i'm cool
robthebeast: spicy
turbopugsleyLX: Uh huh
turbopugsleyLX: Ill just call you Mrs. Dash from now on then
turbopugsleyLX: or how bout Paprika thats sounds ok
robthebeast: paprika is a sexy name
turbopugsleyLX: I think Mrs dash fits u better
turbopugsleyLX: I picture a old lady all wrinkled slaving over a stove
turbopugsleyLX: A *short* Old lady thats it!
robthebeast: u think i'm an old lady?
turbopugsleyLX: yeh ur 21
turbopugsleyLX: getting up there
robthebeast: :-\yeah i know
turbopugsleyLX: pretty soon youll be menopausal and crap
robthebeast: time to enter into a nursing home
turbopugsleyLX: well at least you'll already be used to someone changing ur depends:-D
robthebeast: :-(yeah i need a changing soon
robthebeast: been a few hrs
turbopugsleyLX: "Depends for those with bladder control problems, ...and for those without bladder control problems
turbopugsleyLX: "
robthebeast: basically
robthebeast: so do u like NC better than MD?
turbopugsleyLX: *she just says "I don't feel like getting up*
turbopugsleyLX: Yeh its cool
robthebeast: do u ever miss st marys?
turbopugsleyLX: Yes, I miss the water
turbopugsleyLX: y u asking this? you miss me or somethin already?
robthebeast: trying to convince u to move back
robthebeast: hahah
robthebeast: dont u miss all the sexy ladies st marys has to offer?
robthebeast: lol
turbopugsleyLX: Sexy
turbopugsleyLX: ?
turbopugsleyLX: LOL
robthebeast: thats right
robthebeast: tons of em
turbopugsleyLX: you trying to say a dirty blonde pollack is sexy?
robthebeast: ;-)as sexy as they come
robthebeast: cant get much sexier than that
turbopugsleyLX: On your Street maybe=-O
robthebeast: >why u lil............
turbopugsleyLX: robthebeast: ;-)as sexy as they come on my street
turbopugsleyLX: HAHA
robthebeast: i didnt say that!!!!!1
robthebeast: u imposter!
turbopugsleyLX: im-poster
turbopugsleyLX: you maybe be the sexiest of the dirty blonde pollacks in SMC
turbopugsleyLX: *maybe*
robthebeast: thats not very nice for my self esteem
robthebeast: i'm gonna go cry now
turbopugsleyLX: no ur not
robthebeast: :'(waaaaaaaaa
turbopugsleyLX: that should be good for your self esteem that your the sexiest of the dirty blonde pollacks
robthebeast: yeah when i'm the only dirty blonde pollock in the county
turbopugsleyLX: you can meet a guy and say "Hi im melissa, the sexiest of the dirty blonde pollacks in SMC"
turbopugsleyLX: any guy with half a brain couldnt pass that up
robthebeast: well that is a pretty catchy pick up line
turbopugsleyLX: try it and tape it so i can hear it
turbopugsleyLX: haha
robthebeast: ok!
turbopugsleyLX: be link Polish version of jackas
turbopugsleyLX: like*
robthebeast: jackass?
robthebeast: what the cat?
turbopugsleyLX: the tv show
robthebeast: i know
robthebeast: but why would i be on that
turbopugsleyLX: I hope to god ur cat isnt named jackass
robthebeast: hehe

 

[Pugsley_f5]

Contd

turbopugsleyLX: *your blonde is sowing my dear*
robthebeast: i'm allergic to *****
turbopugsleyLX: *me too*
robthebeast: thats not a good thing for a guy
turbopugsleyLX: everywhere I go I am alaways sneezing and snifling cause i keep keep it away from me
turbopugsleyLX: its like a marcy playground "sex and candy" song
turbopugsleyLX: "and there it waaaasssss"
robthebeast: what in the world r u talking about?
turbopugsleyLX: man if I was a plant id be catnip, cause i can't keep the ***** off of me
robthebeast: =-Ooh my
turbopugsleyLX: I swear
robthebeast: ***** ***** hopping
turbopugsleyLX: ***** comes from miles round
turbopugsleyLX: I drive them wild
turbopugsleyLX: thats why i think i have catnip genes in me
robthebeast: yes it must be!
robthebeast: u must get alot of *****
turbopugsleyLX: all the ***** does around me is scratch herself and cough up hairballs=-O
turbopugsleyLX: and all of the pussies arent declawed=-O
robthebeast: damn! thats so hot!
robthebeast: ****!
turbopugsleyLX: They are always coughing up hairballs round me
robthebeast: ***** coughs - those r rough
turbopugsleyLX: esp when they cough up hair
robthebeast: yeah - right in ur face
turbopugsleyLX: *LOL they always seem to like to use my member as their scratching post"
robthebeast: =-Ooh cat!
robthebeast: member?
turbopugsleyLX: you know....pedro......?
robthebeast: yeah them pussies always like to be clean by licking
robthebeast: pedro?
turbopugsleyLX: you know ......willy
turbopugsleyLX: you know....johnson
turbopugsleyLX: you know......bob
turbopugsleyLX: you know......Peewee
robthebeast: ummm
robthebeast: no idear
turbopugsleyLX: all the cats meow at me=-O
turbopugsleyLX: when their hungry
turbopugsleyLX: and sit on my chest when Im ignoring them
robthebeast: they *** right on ur chest??
robthebeast: damn
turbopugsleyLX: man ur a perv
turbopugsleyLX: listen to u
turbopugsleyLX: Perv
robthebeast: hey u said it
turbopugsleyLX: oh i did?
turbopugsleyLX: robthebeast: they *** right on ur chest??
robthebeast: thatsssss right
turbopugsleyLX: perv
turbopugsleyLX: I think your one of those perv nympho stalker chicks
robthebeast: turbopugsleyLX: when their hungry
turbopugsleyLX: and *** on my chest when Im ignoring them
robthebeast: LOL
turbopugsleyLX: turbopugsleyLX: and sit on my chest when Im ignoring them
turbopugsleyLX: how bout lying some more
turbopugsleyLX: perv
robthebeast: u started it
robthebeast: u perv
turbopugsleyLX: perv
robthebeast: they rub my member to scratch their .......
robthebeast: fine this convo is over
turbopugsleyLX: you have a member!!!!!! what?!!!
turbopugsleyLX: OMG
turbopugsleyLX: are you some Transvestite or something!
robthebeast: goodbye
turbopugsleyLX: you said u had a member!
turbopugsleyLX: *it must be a polish thing*
turbopugsleyLX: haha
robthebeast: i find ur comments to be offensive
turbopugsleyLX: no you don't I know your laughing right now
turbopugsleyLX: and this whole convo has been a joke so i know you dont just all of a sudden get mad and serious
robthebeast: no deal
turbopugsleyLX: hey im not the girl who said she was a dirrty blonde pollack with a member....
turbopugsleyLX: man that would be a funny dating profile title....LOL
robthebeast: bye
turbopugsleyLX: "Polish chick with a member seeking hot man"
turbopugsleyLX: lol
robthebeast: ok its getting old
turbopugsleyLX: I know your not mad right now...
robthebeast: i'm very mad
turbopugsleyLX: no ur not\
robthebeast: wanna bet
turbopugsleyLX: you were playing then all of a sudden you get serious and mad yeh right
turbopugsleyLX: yeh lets bet
turbopugsleyLX: prove it to me that ur mad
robthebeast: >
turbopugsleyLX: angry mad not mentally mad;-)
turbopugsleyLX: "oh im shaking in my little space booties" -Dr. Evil
turbopugsleyLX: "dont go their girlfriend mmm hmm"
robthebeast: well i hope u leave room for my fist b/c i'm going to ram it into ur stomach and break ur goddam spine!
turbopugsleyLX: "you aint all that and a bag of potato chips
robthebeast: stop it!
turbopugsleyLX: haha
turbopugsleyLX: *cute*
turbopugsleyLX: tantrum over?
robthebeast: Oi'm so cute
turbopugsleyLX: you may be but u sure aint no angel old girl
robthebeast: old?
turbopugsleyLX: what word should I have used
turbopugsleyLX: polish, mean, DEPENDable, reMEMBERing?
turbopugsleyLX: man im like a regular fight club with all these subliminal messages and crap
robthebeast: tunak tuank tan
turbopugsleyLX: what is that polish or something?
robthebeast: its india
turbopugsleyLX: you trying to turn me into a pollack with ur spell or soemthing
robthebeast: download that music video - it will change ur life
turbopugsleyLX: my life has already been changed enough tonight.....
turbopugsleyLX: ill be scared forever
turbopugsleyLX: I learned that my girl friend has a member.....
robthebeast: sucks to be ur girlfriend
turbopugsleyLX: hey hey, I said two word girl friend not one word girlfriend
turbopugsleyLX: HUGE Difference
turbopugsleyLX: say it with me now "lets just be friends"
robthebeast: lesbi friends
turbopugsleyLX: plus I dont date pollacks.....
turbopugsleyLX: 2 strikes
robthebeast: u r a sorry discriminator
turbopugsleyLX: I know that upsets u
turbopugsleyLX: but pollacks are out of the question
turbopugsleyLX: their too hairy for me
turbopugsleyLX: polish women have more hair on there chest than I do!!!!
robthebeast: ewwwww
robthebeast: what the hell
robthebeast: ur nuts
turbopugsleyLX: I know....go take a shower and shave pronto
turbopugsleyLX: Ive dated one pollack too many
turbopugsleyLX: one was enough
turbopugsleyLX: *scarred for life*
robthebeast: who was pollack that u dated?
turbopugsleyLX: a chick down her
turbopugsleyLX: she was from Warsaw and moved to the states like 6 monthes ago
turbopugsleyLX: she was a hairy as a fricking silverback gorilla
robthebeast: how long did u date and u already had her in bed?
turbopugsleyLX: UH NO
turbopugsleyLX: I didnt take her to bed
turbopugsleyLX: she had her "Oregon trail" coming out of the neck of her blouse
turbopugsleyLX: I could see it
robthebeast: sure
turbopugsleyLX: if she was a gorilla she would drive those damn apes wild I tell ya!
turbopugsleyLX: shed have them swinging from trees, like a monkey screwin a football\
robthebeast: come on, dont bull**** me
robthebeast: so then u dumped her
turbopugsleyLX: I should have taken her last name as a hint
turbopugsleyLX: kong
robthebeast: thats not polish
turbopugsleyLX: yes it is
robthebeast: maybe it was really a guy u dated
robthebeast: hahaha
turbopugsleyLX: its from the little town of golshluab
turbopugsleyLX: IDK maybe she had a member, I know some other polish chicks who have members, I didnt bother looking trust me, if her chest was the oregon trail down here was like scary movie revisited
turbopugsleyLX: hedge trimmer and machetes
turbopugsleyLX: many deathed
turbopugsleyLX: deathes
turbopugsleyLX: so after that experience I vowed never to date another polish woMAN
turbopugsleyLX: sorry
robthebeast: oh what a loss
turbopugsleyLX: *not really*
robthebeast: why do u say member - i never heard that before
turbopugsleyLX: ask a guy what his member is
turbopugsleyLX: there ya go again blondie
robthebeast: must be a NC thing
turbopugsleyLX: I g2g, Ill give you time to figure out what to cook me.......
turbopugsleyLX: bye
robthebeast: cook u a member
turbopugsleyLX: maybe you can hack urs off, you know two birds*(pun) with one stone
turbopugsleyLX: g2g bye

 

[Interpol]

I will now stab myself in the eyes repeatedly.

 

[AFK Protector]

You're pretty funny. That chick seems lame though. (-_-)

Anyways, still great C&F. considering she was your friend, you got her to talk about sex and stuff. GG

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by Interpol
I will now stab myself in the eyes repeatedly.

dude that was funny as hell. the Kong part got me laughing. maybe shorten it a bit cuz it got sick after a bit, but still funny ****.

 

[smoke city]

ok pugsley.
It looks like you're doing pretty good. Your material is definitely a lot better than the last time you posted, and you seem more relaxed about it, which is cool.
You need to tone it down a little bit...ok...maybe a lot. This is good practice and you know you can be high energy and can let loose when you need to, but the tone of your communication there is just overbearing. you're hitting her over the head with your humor, and seem to be forcing it. By the end of your conversastion, you notice, she was saying "it's getting old" and you were doing 90% of the talking, trying to convince her that she wasn't offended, talking about bodily functions, chest hair, etc...
My guess is that she really was offended...
I thought most of that stuff was pretty damn funny--but most women wouldn't...they just don't see things like us.
Create some excitement, show her that you have some imagination and creativity--don't just be a dirty joke factory...
Women like to fantasize...recently I was talking to this girl who asked me how many girlfriends I have--so I asked "I do have one position open. Are you interested in applying?" and went from there, spinning this *really elaborate story about how she could apply to be my girlfriend, I told her that I'd draft a form letter that she could give to other guys to "let them down easy", etc...
The idea is to be playful and fun, and to go along with her vibe. In general I have most success when I give off more cooling energy, and more laid back interactions. The stuff I mentioned there only happened because *she was asking for it. If you listen carefully, women actually send out signals that they want to flirt with you--just pick up on them and go from there. Don't just stand there and make fun of them, you'll come across as a jerk who's trying too hard.
Btw--are you still in your boot camp?? going good??

anyway, good luck bro, keep it up....

 

[Mack Bishop]

st. marys girls are sexy tho

 

[thefonz]

You're pretty funny. That chick seems lame though.

definitely an agreement there.....also agree with smoke

the constant baggering became very predictable at one point and i just wanted to punch you in the jugular and say.....DUDE ENOUGH ALREADY WE GET IT!!!!......the whole idea with neg hits is the shock factor they get when they first hear something that they thought no one would dare say to them, thats why after the 37th same routine she started saying it was getting boring want to try and fondle them emotionally

Next time trying changing the tones of the conversation, follow different obscured patterns of hitting her highs and lows.....sort like a brain wave...give a neg hit, then a sincere flattering comment, then another neg hit, bring it back to casual conversation, another flattering comment, neg hit, harder neg hit, normal convo, neg hit, etc......mix and match brother read her signs the best you can, if not that READ YOUR OWN....aka. how do you want it to flow

 

[So Many Ways]

You need to tone it down a thousand and be a little more subtle and more smooth with it. The conversation to me seemed juvenile.

 

[Interpol]

My point was there is no purpose to trying to be "C+F" during online convos. You're ultimately learning NOTHING and accomplishing NOTHING. Stop wasting everyone's time.

P.S. This comes from personal experience.

 

[MetalFortress]

I nearly swallowed my tongue after I was finished reading this.

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

you sound like a real jack@ss. now i want to stab out my eyes like Interpol said.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

You spent way too much time talking to her online.

 

[squirrels]

I ain't reading all that sh!t.

 

[DJDamage]

You spoke with her online?????? That is not a challenge at all. Anyone can be the greatest speaker online but all you did was entertain her, instead of her watching t.v

Real Life is the key where you can gauge her responses and roll with it and other then C+F you can also kino her and ask her out.

Its like me saying " I just had the best cybersex ever!!! I told the nastiest things online and she loved it and we both came together!! I am the KING OF THE WORLD!!!" - Doesn't that sound sad??

Practice is B.S - You don't know how good you are until you go for the real thing. If that means failing and making an a$$ out of yourself in real life then so be it. You will only learn and benefit from it.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

I think you all missed the part where it says I just saw her like 3 days ago, over thanksgiving, when I went back home to md from NC, I have been *friends* with her for some time now but I switched gears a bit....Im not just being some schmoe who can't talk to chicks and does it over aim, ive known her for years and I just saw her several days ago when I was home, although i didnt play much game on her when im went home cause we were around a table like 8 of us playing cards, and I was supposed to get some coffee with her but she kinda flaked. Yes I was prolly over the top in the convo, just like most guys when they start it's REALLY ****y at first then the funny part comes later..... and I did not let up lol, at all.....persistence is my greatest attribute after all

simpsons: "Can we have a pool dad", "can we have a pool dad", "can we have a pool dad"?

LOL that was kinda like me as a kid

 

[Mack Bishop]

are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet

ps st marys girls are still sexy

 

[Pugsley_f5]

yeh whatever he said ^

 

[Pugsley_f5]

are u from st marys county mack?

 

[Mack Bishop]

annapolis i like st matrys girls they are hot and paid