"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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C&F Comebacks to 'I Have a Boyfriend'

Robert28

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I've gotten this line many times (it's part of life). it's starting to morph into "I'm sorta kinda maybe possibly could be seeing someone" instead of the old "I have a boyfriend".
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Robert28 said:
I've gotten this line many times (it's part of life). it's starting to morph into "I'm sorta kinda maybe possibly could be seeing someone" instead of the old "I have a boyfriend".
It's morphing into I'm married and I'm seeing someone. All the same thing.
 

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nismo-4 said:
It's morphing into I'm married and I'm seeing someone. All the same thing.
yeah the "i'm married" and they don't have a ring on their finger.lol
 

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I'd be willing to bet Big Jimbo never has the problems Americans have. They tell BJ they have a 'husband' in America who's sending his monthly pension to them to buy things for 'mama' till his bank accounts go dry.
 
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