C&F Comebacks to 'I Have a Boyfriend'

[Krassus]

What are your favorites? One i recently came up with is:

"Not a problem" *look around as if to see if anyone's listening* "I know people. He'll never see it coming"

for some variation, try replacing the last sentence with "I'll have Vito and Paulie look into this," or "I'll have him taken care of in no time."

Another one that i stole off someone here:

"So when's the wedding?" *wait for her to say they haven't thought about it yet* "See, then it can't be that serious, can it?"

Here are some that i'm coming up with on the fly, i'll try em out when i get the chance:

"Hey, so do i! He'd kill me if he knew i was talking to you! I'm risking my life for you here, you know?"

"Its alright, nobody's perfect! Take me for example, i've got 11 toes!" *wait for her to say really* "No, not really. I was just trying to make you feel better"

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Krassus
Here are some that i'm coming up with on the fly, i'll try em out when i get the chance:

"Hey, so do i! He'd kill me if he knew i was talking to you! I'm risking my life for you here, you know?"

Okay, don't EVER say that again.

 

[Krassus]

Re: Re: C&F Comebacks to 'I Have a Boyfriend'

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Okay, don't EVER say that again.

Hahah! Not being serious obviously, but if you can pull it off, you're guaranteed a big laugh! Then she'll ask if you're serious, and you can proceed to the 'trying to make you feel better' part.

 

[Revlis]

A common one is...

"Great, that'll give you something to do when I'm not around"

 

[Oxide]

I have a boyfriend.
-So does Krassus, but he still denies being gay...






go with - "I have two girlfriends, u need to catch up".

 

[Crusader]

'I Have a Boyfriend'

Does that mean you can't meet other people?

If she says yes: make scene: "Oh, I would feel like in a cage with a relationship like that. I couldn't live one day in such closed relationship. To be free in a relationship is very important to me. Oh well, goodbye!" (with this you don't get the girl but she wonders about her 'perfect' relationship, haha.)

 

[Revlis]

^^^

Yeah, make her boyfriend out as the bad guy

 

[Krassus]

Originally posted by Crusader
Does that mean you can't meet other people?

If she says yes: make scene: "Oh, I would feel like in a cage with a relationship like that. I couldn't live one day in such closed relationship. To be free in a relationship is very important to me. Oh well, goodbye!" (with this you don't get the girl but she wonders about her 'perfect' relationship, haha.)

So if you can't have it, you're gonna spoil it for someone else? That's a stupid mentality. The only way that stuff is useful is if you know you're gonna see that girl in the future. And you have to be more subtle about it, you can't just lay all that on her. That makes you look like a fvcking tyrant You have to put those exact same thoughts in her head without actually saying them.

 

[Craig Reeves]

Her: "I have a boyfriend"

Me: "I don't think I recall ever asking you if you had a boyfriend."

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Her: Uh, I have boyfriend.

Me: OK, that's great.

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No need for C+F, just say what's on your mind.

 

[Mr. Latte]

No way...the absolute best is a little one I made up that I love to use.

"That's cool, bring him along. I have a really hot blonde friend he'd probably dig."

 

[THA REALNESS]

"oh word.... so anyways ...." keep on grinding the conversation along.


So what if she's telling the truth.

 

[--R/J--]

Nice ones are:



You: So, you wanna get togethor sometime?

Her: I have a boyfriend.

You: I didn't ask about him, I asked about you. How's Wednesday night sound?


or

Her: I have a boyfriend.

You: So you're saying I need to bring a friend to entertain him while we're gone?

 

[InLawsHateMe]

"I have a boyfriend..."

"I'm sure you do but... you need a man."

"I count as 2.5 boyfriends...."

"....and I have a girlfriend, and she's great in bed but.... Lets forget about the technicalities for now, whatta ya say I pick you up at around 7ish? "

"Look, there's a 20 dollar bill in my wallet... then again.... maybe not. "


..am I the only one this smooth?!?!?!? I must be.

 

[Big Pappy]

SHE : I have a boyfriend.
ME: Really? How long have you had that problem?
/***************************

She: I have a boyfriend.
Me: It's okay. I'm really not even sure I like you that much. I just met you. It could go either way. We could be good friends or we could be good and friendly. And you know what? I'll take all the blame if you find me irresistable.

/***********************

She: I have a boyfriend
Me: So, is it that he doesn't trust you, or is it that you don't trust yourself?

 

[coldcoal]

Her: I have a boyfriend.

You: "Oh, ok. So I can let my friend know you're not available?"


If she says "yes", then she's probibly telling the truth. In which case you can just walk away.

If she shows interest in who this someone is, tell her you were just kidding, there is no other guy. Then ask her if she is the monogamous type.

There is no way she can say she is, unless:

1)She admits to not having a boyfriend.
2)That her relationship isn't much of a relationship, or
3)She's not the monogamous type. ONS material.

You're on your own from there.

 

[OzzyBoy]

Wow! We have something in common so do I!

 

[gmm567]

Simply:

DO YOU CHEAT ON HIM?

 

[squirrels]

Her: "I have a boyfriend."
You: "Just one?"

 

[coldcoal]

Re: Simply:

Originally posted by gmm567
DO YOU CHEAT ON HIM?

Her: No, I don't.

You: **** in the wind.

 

[WaterTiger]

Originally posted by --R/J--


Her: I have a boyfriend.

You: So you're saying I need to bring a friend to entertain him while we're gone?

HA HA! This one has my vote as favorite!