"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

C & F Accentuators

seloifter

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 23, 2002
Messages
449
Reaction score
0
Location
LA, California
I got a good one

the next time she comes in for a hug, take your pimphand out and clothesline the bi7ch! then when she's down grab a folding chair and slam it down on her face.
too much wrestling for me......

oh yea, btw, plz don't do this..... I don't want to be responsible for some budding dj going to jail..... or what's even worse, having some chick who's ugly as hell cuz her face is all scarred from being hit witha chair go head over heals for him,a nd he can't get rid of her! That would suck....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Vassago

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2000
Messages
322
Reaction score
0
Ghost,

I learned it in the Advanced Series, which I highly recommend. I learned more little tricks like this in that Series than I have anywhere else.
 

Julian

Banned
Joined
Jul 30, 2003
Messages
4,754
Reaction score
1,216
Ok this is kind of along the same lines, peep this...


Say your at a club, dancing with a fine honey. Well instead of just doing the normal grinding, switch it up. A good idea is to have her by 1 hand, spin her out, and then back in so she goes into your arms and then you can lean her, like old school style dancing. Its hard to describe i hope you understand what im saying.

Anyway, if done at the right time it can definitly peak her interest more because it will be so unexpected. Remember, the key to pulling this off is guiding her firmly into it, she will feel as if you have taken control. And plus its funny, so you both will be laughing.

It worked for me, i kind of just did it spontaneously, i plan on testing it out again tomorrow.

Btw dont overuse this technique, because you can make yourself look foolish.
 

thejuice

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 21, 2002
Messages
597
Reaction score
0
Location
Pick a girl...
Remembered another...

Hold your nose when you pass by her
 

KiInCollege

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 21, 2002
Messages
424
Reaction score
3
Location
USA, Graduated Already - old screen name!
"What's that smell?"

Smell yourself, then knit your eyebrows and nod like it might be you.

Then, smell her and act like you're about to die.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

KiInCollege

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 21, 2002
Messages
424
Reaction score
3
Location
USA, Graduated Already - old screen name!
Originally posted by thejuice
Pull her hair lightly and say that it feels rough...recommend shampoo to her
If I were to verbalize this:

I stroke her hair gently and soothingly. She starts to relax. I bust out, "You know, I've noticed some split ends and that your hair is really smelly. There's this thing I heard about...shampoo?" I begin nodding with a completely straight face.
 

dElAvA

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 22, 2003
Messages
81
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Location
Lowell, MA
The kino is great but there are many ways to use this in a non physical way like this kind of quiet girl thats been hitting on my was being extra quiet in class so I yelled out

God <name> stop laughing it's not that funny.


The girl in front of me emptyed out her pocket book on her desk I asked her what would happen if I tiped her chair backwards she said everthing would fall off and she would kick me in the nutz. 2 seconds later I tiped her chair back and everything fell on the floor as she bent down to pick the first thing up I slapped her on the ass. She scoweld at me I smirked at her and she half smiled at me.

This isn't really C+F but I'll mention it. The class got into a rutine of going to a convinence store and everyone would just hang around so I all of a sudden acted like this girl stole something and I quickly got her out of there and I made a big deal out of it. (She was a really shy goody goody) and she started to play along and it seemed to excite her.
 

SamePendo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 30, 2003
Messages
2,393
Reaction score
14
Location
At home
¨bump¨

¨bump¨
 

Deadly_Assassin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 8, 2003
Messages
549
Reaction score
4
Age
42
yo how do u start up being a ****y and funny and playfull when you first approach a girl like say in a 1)club 2)if shes working behind a register 3)just walking past you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Vassago

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2000
Messages
322
Reaction score
0
"Hold your nose when you pass by her"

This is awesome! Thanks everyone for sharing...I've learned some really great stuff here.
 

Ragnar

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 26, 2002
Messages
217
Reaction score
2
When they say something about me in a joking way I always put my hands around their neck like I am going to choke them.

I have used this for years.

Also,

a punch in the arm..not to hard.

throw something small if they make a smart a$$ remark preferably at their breasts.
 

Ragnar

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 26, 2002
Messages
217
Reaction score
2
um...I guess since I have no clue as to what you mean I must not be.

Please explain...
 

Vassago

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2000
Messages
322
Reaction score
0
A new one that I've been using A LOT..Put ice down her pants/shirt! They LOVE it!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

AntonioMontana

Don Juan
Joined
May 8, 2003
Messages
42
Reaction score
0
Location
Lübeck, Germany
Me: wanna f*ck?
she: what?! thats not romantic!
Me(putting the lighter on and swinging it romanticly arround and smiling): now :)?
She cracks up...
 

numlock

Don Juan
Joined
May 3, 2003
Messages
131
Reaction score
0
make fun of her, then give her a "butt bump" (ie. bump her with your hip)

if you're sitting beside one another, try something with your feet. if it feels appropriate, you could kick her feet with yours, or maybe playfully grab her legs with yours
 

Berlex

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 4, 2005
Messages
424
Reaction score
6
pants her
give her a charlie horse, a monkey bump or a purple nurple
flick her ears
do the "you have cancer if your hand is bigger than your face"
ask her if she can touch her elbows to her back
play "Tune in Tokyo"
give her a wedgie...from the back and front
cvm on her when she's not looking
honk her boobs
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Top