Buying Condoms

[john]

if you are insecure buying condoms, you must be too insecure to approach properly.

if it's a guy, he'll think you are getting laid.
if it's a lady, dont bring it up, treat it like any other purchase. ACT NORMAL.

normal should be your DJ self unless she's like 50.

 

[diablo]

Just a digression - I bought a 12 pack night before last, the girl behind the counter picked them up and started moving the box around in the light, squinting at part of it... I asked her what the problem seemed to be and she said "Oh, nothing... I was just checking the expiration date to make sure they were safe." I've never felt more loved in my entire life.

<End of pointless story...>

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by diablo
Just a digression - I bought a 12 pack night before last, the girl behind the counter picked them up and started moving the box around in the light, squinting at part of it... I asked her what the problem seemed to be and she said "Oh, nothing... I was just checking the expiration date to make sure they were safe." I've never felt more loved in my entire life.

<End of pointless story...>

I know there is a line in there you could have used regarding 'testing' condoms with said cashier but it eludes me at the time.

 

[DA KID]

Go to a store with self checkout and you'll have nothing to worry about

 

[alboh]

I took a girl to a drugstore, on a whim, at the end of a date to buy condoms. I went up to the manager at the front of the store and asked (as quietly as possible) "do you have any....condoms?"

"WHAT?!" he yelled.

"Uhh......condoms...."

"CONDOMS??!! You want some CONDOMS??? HEY JEN WHERE DO WE KEEP THE CONDOMS???

At this point the girl was so shy she was hiding in one of the aisles.

Three store employees proceeded to pull out a box of different condom brands from behind the counter and debate which one was best. I remember Jen recommended, in a booming loud voice, the flavoured ones while another suggested ribbed. Finally this tiny, fat little Peurto Rican guy elbows me and says "get these, eh...trusssssst me". I bought them and we fled the store. Turns out the guy was right 'cause those condoms were great!

But anyway, if I can go through that, you can buy a friggin box of condoms. Get a bunch of stuff you need (shampoo, toothbrush, etc) and slip the condoms in the middle like they were a pack of gum, you'll feel less embarassed.

 

[Abbott]

Originally posted by octane_orphan
... mmmm if only you could buy condoms online

You can. Here's one site with good prices:
http://www.saveondurex.com/

Also there are many other sites that sell them. Just do a search on the Internet.


Ben