Buying Condoms

[CoRVeTTe6699]

i have a phobia of buying condoms.

im too embarassed to do it

what should i do? HELP!

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Like Nike... Just do it...

They don't know you. You don't know them. You'll probably never see that sales clerk again.

 

[rgeere]

Go to the store and look for the biggest most obvious box of condoms you can find, haul it around openly, stand in the longest line in the check-out, openly announce that you would "LIKE TO BUY THIS HUGH BOX OF CONDOMS" in a really loud and unavoidable tone right in-front of the cashier and maybe some women and children. Then walk out like it's a normal everyday thing. That will fix your problem ...

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
i have a phobia of buying condoms.

im too embarassed to do it

what should i do? HELP!

You shouldn't get condoms, plain and simple. After all, it's a very scary thing to walk up to the Quickee-mart clerk and have him ring you up for a box... since he's probably a huge anti-birth control nut, you might get shot. Either that or he'll hold them over his head while your mother's friends shop and yell "I need a PRICE CHECK on this box of CONDOMS this young man RIGHT HERE has!" After not buying the condoms, you'll get a girl pregnant (or contract an STD) and live the rest of your life wishing you hadn't been such a puss and would have just coughed up the 2.49 for a pack of 3.

By the way, Anything Else...

 

[Life-Trainee]

/\/\/\/\ Or you could ask cashier "Where's the large condom section?"

Seriously dude, I worked in CVS department store, it's such a common thing cashiers dont care. Get Astroglide, enema, and vaseline as well while your at it

 

[Desdinova]

Dude, you're only broadcasting that you're gonna get laid.

Nobody will give a 5hit 5 minutes after they see you buying a box of condoms. You get used to buying the things after a while. I just throw the box at the cashier and pay her. Then I grab my box, go home, and fvck my woman.

 

[AlwaysExcel]

Man you've got to get comfortable with your sexuality, not be ashamed of it, and treat it casually. That's one of the keys to seduction. Thinking of buyinig condoms as practice.

 

[rgeere]

Yeah, for example, the cashier probably isn't going to get the idea that you are buying these to go jack off; this actually raises respect for you.

 

[PoloBlue]

dont be ashamed to buy condoms.

I once saw a guy get caught shoplifting a box of condoms! the loss prevention really watches that dept. plus they put electronic sensors in the box to prevent theft.

 

[octane_orphan]

... mmmm if only you could buy condoms online

 

[Andromax]

When I was like 15, my friend was too scared to buy condoms. So he talked me into doing it for him. He picked them out himself and gave them and the cash to me to buy.

Turns out they were ribbed, and he didnt want ribbed, so I returned them and exchanged them

I thought it was funny as hell.

Get Astroglide, enema, and vaseline as well while your at it

You might want to mention that vaseline will eat through a condom in a matter of seconds, genius

DONT use petroleum based lubes with condoms...

 

[PoloBlue]

when I was a teen, paid this fat 10 year old kid to buy condoms for me just for laughs, we would watch him buy it and ask the young female sales clerk how are condoms used, etc.? they usually laughed in his face but still sold him the condoms.

 

[sfalexi]

Go to a store that you don't normally go to and is small. And/or buy them at a time when there isn't a large crowd.

Alexi

 

[Levex]

Look at it this way...

If clerk is a guy, he'll be jealous that you get to go home and bone someone while he's stuck at work.

If clerk is a girl, she'll assume you're getting some and have no problems with chicks. For a good laugh, if she's hot you can even ask her to test it out with you.


If you think buying condoms is embarassing, imagine how a girl feels when clerk asks for a price check on her Vagisil.

 

[familyguyfan]

Well, first off, it isn't a big deal, but if you still have a problem with it do one of two things:

- Go to a store not immediately in your area (don't go to the one a mile from your house..go the extra 5 miles) so you don't run into anyone you know

- If you're really scared, go to a bathroom at a gas station and just get the ones from the vending machines

 

[Panda 2000]

How about you just go to the store and buy the goddamn condoms, it's not really rocket science.

 

[Fenderules]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
/\/\/\/\ Or you could ask cashier "Where's the large condom section?"

Seriously dude, I worked in CVS department store, it's such a common thing cashiers dont care. Get Astroglide, enema, and vaseline as well while your at it

lol no vaseline.....it eats condoms.

 

[DJDamage]

For you there are a couple of options:

1) Get them online

2) Go to a Condom Store - You can't get embarassed if everyone there buying condoms.

3) Walmart- Go shopping when its really buzy, the cashier will just scan it and give you a smile she don't really care, she is going to scan over a thousand iteams that day and she is really buzy.

4) Find yourself a convienant store that is open 24hrs a day and buy it from the guy who doesn't speak any english.

 

[7 Virtues]

If you're ashamed/scared/embarrassed/afraid to buy condoms; you shouldn't be having sex!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Don't worry about buying condoms. Be proud that you're protecting yourself. Find a big enough grocery store that have a do-it-yourself-checkout lane. The cashier monitoring them won't even notice or care.