foomee
Senior Don Juan
Any tips on getting a fake id? I'm 19, in California in the Bay Area and I would love a fake id for when school starts up again. Any tips?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Buying a Fake ID
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
It's a felony. It's also a crime of deception, which means that if you got caught, you would have trouble getting any professional license or even working around money for the rest of your life.
Simply getting caught with alcohol is not nearly as bad. It's easier to explain away later in life to employers and grad schools.
Simply getting caught with alcohol is not nearly as bad. It's easier to explain away later in life to employers and grad schools.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
Well if the picture is YOU, i.e. if it's an actual fake, then it's a misdamenor.
If the picture is someone else who you look like, i.e. a brother etc then it's a felony posing as another person.
If the picture is someone else who you look like, i.e. a brother etc then it's a felony posing as another person.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
does getting caught with this affect your chances of becoming a CPA?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yes, it does. There is a character and fitness assessment with professional certifications like cpa. A fake id is a crime of deceit, so the licensing organization might think that you are not worthy to be trusted with clients' money.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Bible Belt is speaking the truth. Financial institutions do not fvck around, they don't give a crap if you were some young punk in college several years ago. Companies and schools as a whole are getting more and more serious about background checks. With criminal and credit checks becoming easier and cheaper to conduct, don't let a retarded decision in your youth come back to bite you in the ass. I've seen it too many times.
Some common mistakes that college kids underestimate the severity of as it relates to their future:
- busted for possession of drugs
- drunk driving
- misdemeanor assault charges stemming from party/bar fights
- bankruptcy/huge credit card debts
- fake IDs
- warrant for failure to appear in court
- urinating in public (in some places this will even get you listed as a sex offender)
This isn't to say don't party and have a good time while you're away at school, but at the same time don't be a dumbass and you won't find yourself in any of these situations.
Some common mistakes that college kids underestimate the severity of as it relates to their future:
- busted for possession of drugs
- drunk driving
- misdemeanor assault charges stemming from party/bar fights
- bankruptcy/huge credit card debts
- fake IDs
- warrant for failure to appear in court
- urinating in public (in some places this will even get you listed as a sex offender)
This isn't to say don't party and have a good time while you're away at school, but at the same time don't be a dumbass and you won't find yourself in any of these situations.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
bravo and well said!RedPill said:
Actually, using one with a picture of yourself is a forged government document. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.T Money said:
Anyway, I had a fake ID and got it taken away after about 20 months. Most bouncers or liquor store clerks will just pocket it. There are ways to minimize the chances of getting in legal trouble.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
i just made one that looks really freaking good.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.