"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Buying a Fake ID

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Any tips on getting a fake id? I'm 19, in California in the Bay Area and I would love a fake id for when school starts up again. Any tips?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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It's a felony. It's also a crime of deception, which means that if you got caught, you would have trouble getting any professional license or even working around money for the rest of your life.

Simply getting caught with alcohol is not nearly as bad. It's easier to explain away later in life to employers and grad schools.
 

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Well if the picture is YOU, i.e. if it's an actual fake, then it's a misdamenor.

If the picture is someone else who you look like, i.e. a brother etc then it's a felony posing as another person.
 

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does getting caught with this affect your chances of becoming a CPA?
 

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Yes, it does. There is a character and fitness assessment with professional certifications like cpa. A fake id is a crime of deceit, so the licensing organization might think that you are not worthy to be trusted with clients' money.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Bible Belt is speaking the truth. Financial institutions do not fvck around, they don't give a crap if you were some young punk in college several years ago. Companies and schools as a whole are getting more and more serious about background checks. With criminal and credit checks becoming easier and cheaper to conduct, don't let a retarded decision in your youth come back to bite you in the ass. I've seen it too many times.

Some common mistakes that college kids underestimate the severity of as it relates to their future:

- busted for possession of drugs
- drunk driving
- misdemeanor assault charges stemming from party/bar fights
- bankruptcy/huge credit card debts
- fake IDs
- warrant for failure to appear in court
- urinating in public (in some places this will even get you listed as a sex offender)

This isn't to say don't party and have a good time while you're away at school, but at the same time don't be a dumbass and you won't find yourself in any of these situations.
 

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RedPill said:
Bible Belt is speaking the truth. Financial institutions do not fvck around, they don't give a crap if you were some young punk in college several years ago. Companies and schools as a whole are getting more and more serious about background checks. With criminal and credit checks becoming easier and cheaper to conduct, don't let a retarded decision in your youth come back to bite you in the ass. I've seen it too many times.

Some common mistakes that college kids underestimate the severity of as it relates to their future:

- busted for possession of drugs
- drunk driving
- misdemeanor assault charges stemming from party/bar fights
- bankruptcy/huge credit card debts
- fake IDs
- warrant for failure to appear in court
- urinating in public (in some places this will even get you listed as a sex offender)

This isn't to say don't party and have a good time while you're away at school, but at the same time don't be a dumbass and you won't find yourself in any of these situations.
bravo and well said!
 

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T Money said:
Well if the picture is YOU, i.e. if it's an actual fake, then it's a misdamenor.

If the picture is someone else who you look like, i.e. a brother etc then it's a felony posing as another person.
Actually, using one with a picture of yourself is a forged government document. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

Anyway, I had a fake ID and got it taken away after about 20 months. Most bouncers or liquor store clerks will just pocket it. There are ways to minimize the chances of getting in legal trouble.
 

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Word, wait 2 years and then drink.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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