"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"Buy me something to make me feel special"

jmeredi

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Any of you guys ever had a girl ask you this?



I picked this HB 7.5 up the other night to go to the movies. Before I go her mom tells me not to get serious with her cuz shes high maintenance (wierd thing for her mom to say). Out of the blue she asks me this. Got any good comebacks?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Spider hit the nail on the head.

BUT What i do is seduce rich girls so they buy me sh*t instead. But thats a whole other ball game.

Oh and never pay for the movies for a girl on your first date. Never

Ninja Out
 

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eh either dont buy her anything or buy her something "*******y". ie, condoms, midol, muzzles...things like that.
 

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Originally posted by Stud
eh either dont buy her anything or buy her something "*******y". ie, condoms,
:crackup: :crackup: there you go buy her a box of condoms:crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJuanMonk

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How about a cookbook? Tell her women these days don't impress you cause they can't cook!
 

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Buy her a 12 inch rubber **** and say "Go nuts."

Seriously, I wouldn't buy her **** unless it's her birthday or something.
 

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buy her like a hallmark card that says "You are special!" or something like that


and dont let this girl take advantage of you. her mom warned you
 

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"You wanna feel special? Ride the Short Bus to School"
 

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Originally posted by jmeredi
Any of you guys ever had a girl ask you this?
you have to be kidding, she is actually asking that you buy something :down:

next her now and save yourself grief and cash , her mom has already warned you that she is high maintenance, and it gets worse rather than better

when you do buy something for a girl it is more imortant to buy something that has meaning rather than what it costs

the small things are the ones that count , leaving notes, a card , or remembering something she mentions eg she might love cats so you find this little cat statue/toy that costs like 2 bucks , these are the high brownie point items
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You can only smile at the audacity of this girl. The next time that she tells you something like this, ask her if she still believes in Santa Claus.
 

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This girl has alot of nerve actually. One day in the car she told me she liked me cuz I was a challenge, when she thinks she has me, I pull away. She also says she gets off on guys being intimidated by her and bragged to me one day about some guy that bought her a pair of shades. She seems to have alot of emotional baggage.
 

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Good suggestions guys...but this is a case where you can put that DJing into practise and pull her.

BE A CHALLENGE!

By refusing to get her a "special" gift, either by buying her nothing or a pack of Durex, you are doing exactly that. She'll try as hard as hell to change you.

I'm suprised no-one noticed this.
 

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"You're special because you're with me."

Simple as that... ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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