"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Buy"-Friends.

Naughty Ninja

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In this day and age of "independent" American women don't ever let them make you their "Buy-friend".

There's nothing wrong with treating a woman once in a while but as soon as you become their provider and the relationship ever ends you will become extremely bitter towards women in general due to your own fault.

Don't invest more in them then they would in you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja said:
In this day and age of "independent" American women don't ever let them make you their "Buy-friend".

There's nothing wrong with treating a woman once in a while but as soon as you become their provider and the relationship ever ends you will become extremely bitter towards women in general due to your own fault.

Don't invest more in them then they would in you.
Yeah, women need to buy YOU stuff! Yo, playa! You been watching MTV and rap videos. Yeah, how we do. Pimp it. You know how we fly in da 214.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Yeah, women need to buy YOU stuff! Yo, playa! You been watching MTV and rap videos. Yeah, how we do. Pimp it. You know how we fly in da 214.
No one's saying women have to buy "you" stuff BJ. It's a two way street you nimwit.

Please remove the cross dressing she-male BBbardots panties from around your diseased head and open your eyes to read a thread before you hit "reply" like a down's syndrome afflicted chimp. You're dismissed lil man. Good day.
 

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Please remove the cross dressing she-male BBbardots panties from around your diseased head and open your eyes to read a thread before you hit "reply" like a down's syndrome afflicted chimp. You're dismissed lil man. Good day.
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