"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Busted Game...

trans_am03

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Well a few months back I enlisted in the air force but I wont be leaving til October. For that reason I dont think it'd be a good idea to get into any serious kinda relationship so I dont get attached and all. Well this sucks cuz I dont have any problem getting hb's, I actually have a few lined up right now but I've been kinda down since I know I cant into anything. Damn this sucks. Anyone have a similar situation?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ace of Flames

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Let the good times roll man! Why can't you mess around with all these girls you have lined up without getting involved? Just have some ONS's, or make a few f-buddies.
 

trans_am03

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Well one actually wants to be f-buddies, but Im not really into that, I was hoping for a ltr which I cant have now.
Plus another problem I've been having with girls is I have unusually high standards. I mean they'll be like hb6-8's and I'll just start thinking to myself are they hot enough? If I dont think ones hot enough I dont even bother. I mean I've got enough friends.
 

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SO you want a relationship but are leaving soon... mmm, ok... if you really want one that badly then start one and then have it change to long distance, i'm not sure what else to say, strange thread =/
 

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Randomer said:
SO you want a relationship but are leaving soon... mmm, ok... if you really want one that badly then start one and then have it change to long distance, i'm not sure what else to say, strange thread =/
exactly
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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