"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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bumpy arms

jive

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I have bumps on the areas around my biceps and triceps (but my inner arms are smooth). They are smaller than pimples.

I heard that some people have this too. My arms have been like this for as long as i can remember, but i was wondering if anyone has successfully gotten rid of this.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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booty-naughtyness-spur

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i know this sounds silly... but buy a loofah. you know, those sponges on a stick? but not a shower puff, and actual loofah. make sure that when you are in the shower, you exfoliate your upper arms really well (most people who have this also have it on their shoulders, you just can't tell). and when you are toweling off, slap a ton of creamy baby oil on your skin while you are still damp. let it soak in for a bit.

give this a couple weeks, and you should see results.

*note- be sure not to scrub your arms to the point of irritation... you don't want to break the skin.
 

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i have a yellow thing with mesh-like material and been using it for a few months. I guess thats a shower puff thing ur talking about?

It hasn't worked too well, so I guess I need a sponge loofa.

Also, what kind of baby oild should I get?
 

booty-naughtyness-spur

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johnson's creamy baby oil. it's in the white bottle with the pink cap. it doesn't smell too strongly of baby powder either.

if nothing else, johnson & johnson is good for... your johnson!

let me know how it works for you.

(and yes, you have a puff. they don't do jack. get a loofah! )
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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