"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bumpy arms

jive

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I have bumps on the areas around my biceps and triceps (but my inner arms are smooth). They are smaller than pimples.

I heard that some people have this too. My arms have been like this for as long as i can remember, but i was wondering if anyone has successfully gotten rid of this.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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booty-naughtyness-spur

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i know this sounds silly... but buy a loofah. you know, those sponges on a stick? but not a shower puff, and actual loofah. make sure that when you are in the shower, you exfoliate your upper arms really well (most people who have this also have it on their shoulders, you just can't tell). and when you are toweling off, slap a ton of creamy baby oil on your skin while you are still damp. let it soak in for a bit.

give this a couple weeks, and you should see results.

*note- be sure not to scrub your arms to the point of irritation... you don't want to break the skin.
 

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i have a yellow thing with mesh-like material and been using it for a few months. I guess thats a shower puff thing ur talking about?

It hasn't worked too well, so I guess I need a sponge loofa.

Also, what kind of baby oild should I get?
 

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johnson's creamy baby oil. it's in the white bottle with the pink cap. it doesn't smell too strongly of baby powder either.

if nothing else, johnson & johnson is good for... your johnson!

let me know how it works for you.

(and yes, you have a puff. they don't do jack. get a loofah! )
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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