BumFun

[Rainman4707]

Do you guys ever stick your fingers up your girls ass or lick it out?
Hahaha..=) do you fu*k her in the ass?

I've never done either of those, but I might, that's why I ask.
Women get more pleasure from their *****s, but a couple girls have asked me if I've ever fu*ked a girl in the ass. One girl said she enjoyed it. I'm laughing out loud whilst writing this, but im curious.

Think I might slip my fingers in at some point in the not to distant future.
How often do you guys do that? Do you wait until you've had sex with her a few times? HaHaHahahahaha

 

[Bossman90]

Yeah, I love that ****!

 

[Fireballs]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=162412

Getting Her To Take It Up The Ass

Golden Rule of Anal Sex: Never, EVER, talk about anal sex with a woman except when she is highly aroused.

BAD/HORRIBLE/FAGGOTRY: “Honey, how do you like your chicken? Great. Hey, can we do anal tonight?”

You are engaging her social conditioning here. It is the equivalent of driving home with a girl you just met and saying “so should we go to the drugstore and pick up some condoms?”

Here is the field-tested formula for getting her to take it up the ass regardless of how sexually closed she is.

STEP 1: Introduce anal play when she is highly aroused. This means ribbing her ass cheeks with your hands while ****ing her doggy style, and slowly working your way inward.

STEP 2: When she has been exposed to anal play a few times, and is highly aroused, tell her to imagine what it would be like to feel your long, hard **** fill her in a way that she has never experienced. Imagine your ass being ****ed. But we can’t do that, it would be bad.

STEP 3: When she is about to ***, stick your finger into her ass. Mentally, she will associate anal penetration with orgasm.

STEP4: Next session, when she is on the bring, take out your **** and put it up against her ass. Say “baby, this is bad, but I am going to **** you up the ass.” Wait for her to say yes, then lube your **** and the inside of her ass GENEROUSLY (I like astroglide).

STEP 5: You need to be ridiculously slow if this is her first time. Tell her to finger herself while you slowly push your **** in and out. Again, this needs to be very, VERY slow. It usually takes me about 5-10 just to get the head of my **** into her ass. The pain she feels will be overrided by her fingering and you whispering dirty things into her ear (example: “God, it feels amazing to me in your ass.”)

STEP 6: After a very long time, you should be in her ass. Let her get used to it, then pound away. When you *** in her ass, it will be a unique feeling for her. She will feel very dirty. The *** that drips out of her ass might be dirty to, lol.

And so there you go, how to **** your girl up the ass in 6 easy steps.

Remember, lube is essential.

 

[Rainman4707]

Thanks for the replies guys. I think i'll stick to the pu**y for now. Think I was getting a bit ahead of myself.

 

[latinnova]

Haha, it does take a little while to get a girl to do this. Slow is the key, exactly as the steps above described. But.... It it is super tight and u can bust A nut in there without ever having to worry about pregnancy. Also, I never had a chocolate tipped ding dong, maybe I was lucky, but it was always clean.

 

[movistar]

I've done it a few times and I can tell you got me it was super intense. I believe because it was something so new. Definitely use a lot of lube.

 

[Lostinlove]

Do you guys ever stick your fingers up your girls ass or lick it out?
Hahaha..=) do you fu*k her in the ass?

I've never done either of those, but I might, that's why I ask.
Women get more pleasure from their *****s, but a couple girls have asked me if I've ever fu*ked a girl in the ass. One girl said she enjoyed it. I'm laughing out loud whilst writing this, but im curious.

Think I might slip my fingers in at some point in the not to distant future.
How often do you guys do that? Do you wait until you've had sex with her a few times? HaHaHahahahaha

From the title I thought you were talking about picking up homeless people.

 

[mangotot]

As a bum virgin, what is the difference in sensation between bum & pus$y?