"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Buddy in distress

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Never let a chick use your ride if it is in mint condition or an antique - this is a longstanding man rule for thousands of years (it was chariots back then :D)

This woman is demanding much for children that are NOT his!!! Tell her mommy or "baby's daddy" to rent a truck!!!!!!!

And yes, it is ok to tell your friend what you think - this is why he called you!!

It is his perogative to help her or not and you should know how guys feel about their rides that are in mint condition!

And yeah, tell him another thing..."date much younger women"!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Latinoman

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Excellent responses!

I think a book might not be a bad idea. And yes, he tend to "complain" but also to add her "good qualities".

Good guy. Sadly, he used to be a ladies man (I think the reason for his divorce!).

I won't call him. I will let him call me. And then, I will be more blunt. The decision still his.

But now I feel more comfortable with my role, as a bud.
 
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