"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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****buddy coming in this weekend... wanting some advice on sex

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Brighty

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My **** buddy is coming down and staying the weekend with me, needless to say I'm excited. However, I've always wondered about aphrodisiacs and I'm in a daring mood and looking to try one. The sex we have is great, but the possibility that we could enhance our sex even further and give me MORE stamina and a harder erection to **** her even harder is kind of sexy. Have you guys had any experience with any over-the-counter male aphrodisiacs (besides Jon or whatever his name was who took a viagra and a red bull and couldn't bust a nut, haha), and if so, what would you reccomend? I've never tried them before and it could add a little oomf to the three days I'm going to spend with her before not seeing her for God knows how long. I don't really even know where to start, do I buy them at the gas station, or a pharmacy, or what?

Thanks for the help guys.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Don Wha said:
eat celery and read sex god's method

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=174640&highlight=celery
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The celery thing isn't entirely accurate. Androsterone is the pheromone mistakenly associated with celery. The pheromone present is androstenone, which hasn't been scientifically proven to produce the same results.

In fact, there's no evidence at all that suggests celery works as an aphrodisiac in humans (it does work on female pigs in heat, however, so use that at your own risk...)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Alchohol always does it for me. And two pills of Lipo-6.
 
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I have taken Horny Goat Weed, and it seemed to make it feel better. I dont think I was any harder though.
 
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