"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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****buddy coming in this weekend... wanting some advice on sex

Brighty

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My **** buddy is coming down and staying the weekend with me, needless to say I'm excited. However, I've always wondered about aphrodisiacs and I'm in a daring mood and looking to try one. The sex we have is great, but the possibility that we could enhance our sex even further and give me MORE stamina and a harder erection to **** her even harder is kind of sexy. Have you guys had any experience with any over-the-counter male aphrodisiacs (besides Jon or whatever his name was who took a viagra and a red bull and couldn't bust a nut, haha), and if so, what would you reccomend? I've never tried them before and it could add a little oomf to the three days I'm going to spend with her before not seeing her for God knows how long. I don't really even know where to start, do I buy them at the gas station, or a pharmacy, or what?

Thanks for the help guys.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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2crudedudes

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Don Wha said:

The celery thing isn't entirely accurate. Androsterone is the pheromone mistakenly associated with celery. The pheromone present is androstenone, which hasn't been scientifically proven to produce the same results.

In fact, there's no evidence at all that suggests celery works as an aphrodisiac in humans (it does work on female pigs in heat, however, so use that at your own risk...)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sandow

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Alchohol always does it for me. And two pills of Lipo-6.
 

horaholic

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I have taken Horny Goat Weed, and it seemed to make it feel better. I dont think I was any harder though.
 
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