"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****buddy coming in this weekend... wanting some advice on sex

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My **** buddy is coming down and staying the weekend with me, needless to say I'm excited. However, I've always wondered about aphrodisiacs and I'm in a daring mood and looking to try one. The sex we have is great, but the possibility that we could enhance our sex even further and give me MORE stamina and a harder erection to **** her even harder is kind of sexy. Have you guys had any experience with any over-the-counter male aphrodisiacs (besides Jon or whatever his name was who took a viagra and a red bull and couldn't bust a nut, haha), and if so, what would you reccomend? I've never tried them before and it could add a little oomf to the three days I'm going to spend with her before not seeing her for God knows how long. I don't really even know where to start, do I buy them at the gas station, or a pharmacy, or what?

Thanks for the help guys.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Don Wha said:
eat celery and read sex god's method

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=174640&highlight=celery
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The celery thing isn't entirely accurate. Androsterone is the pheromone mistakenly associated with celery. The pheromone present is androstenone, which hasn't been scientifically proven to produce the same results.

In fact, there's no evidence at all that suggests celery works as an aphrodisiac in humans (it does work on female pigs in heat, however, so use that at your own risk...)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alchohol always does it for me. And two pills of Lipo-6.
 
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I have taken Horny Goat Weed, and it seemed to make it feel better. I dont think I was any harder though.
 
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