wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Well, what do you think about these teams?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bucs V. Skins
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I am a Buc fan. I am not a fan of little Chrissy Simms or of Gruden. Monte Kiffen's defense is keeping the team together, but even they got screwed by the ownership because they would not consider re-signing John Lynch, who has done very well in Denver.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
I don't know, the bucs have momentum right now, I think it is still within their grasp.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
What I hate most is how the announcers will not shut up about how great Simms is. They are just buddies with his daddy. He throws the season away, and first thing the announcers say is how good the Bucs will be next year with Simms. Simms could not win this game, even though his team had the best playoff performance ever by a defense. All he had to do was not lose them the game, but that is exactly what he did.
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wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Well, The Bucs are out. That sucks. Sims threw away their last chance.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
StrangeButTrue
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Yeah, Simms choked big-time.
I figured the Skins might be a sleeper team, too.
I say the Bears go to the big game. Winning it is a whole different matter all together, though.
I figured the Skins might be a sleeper team, too.
I say the Bears go to the big game. Winning it is a whole different matter all together, though.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
I like the bears over the skins any time.
InsidiousNstinct
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I was glad to see the Skins win. I cannot stand TB, except for caddy. I hated that Jax loss to NE. This year is really a toss up. Im for either Skins, Bears, Broncs, or Hawks. If I had to pick two favs I'd go with Broncs and Bears. If Bears and Broncs make it then im screwed, lol.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Insidious, i feel sorry for you. Someday you will see the light and become a Bucs fan.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
T.O may go to Tampa.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
Good or bad IYO?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I don't hate TO like many people. In a way, I admire him for challenging an entire NFL team to a fistfight. He has cahones, as you South Americans say.
If it was my team, I would fire Simms and Gruden, and make Monte Kiffen head coach and let Tim Rattay play QB. Then spend money to replace the talent in the secondary that was lost when Lynch left. An experienced qb and secondary will yield a positive turnover margin, which is what wins ball games. Turnovers were all the Redskins needed to win. Offense is not required to win football games.
If it was my team, I would fire Simms and Gruden, and make Monte Kiffen head coach and let Tim Rattay play QB. Then spend money to replace the talent in the secondary that was lost when Lynch left. An experienced qb and secondary will yield a positive turnover margin, which is what wins ball games. Turnovers were all the Redskins needed to win. Offense is not required to win football games.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
I wouldn't fire Gruden, but I would consider firing Simms. He threw away the game(no pun intended). But florida coaches have been making bad decisions lately. In the Jags-pats game, i would have never let Leftwich start, due to his injury, that was just stupid. Also, the linebacker that had the cast on his right hand should not have started either. I don't know what the Jags coach was thinking. These guys can't play effectively with just one limb.