"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bucs V. Skins

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Well, what do you think about these teams?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I am a Buc fan. I am not a fan of little Chrissy Simms or of Gruden. Monte Kiffen's defense is keeping the team together, but even they got screwed by the ownership because they would not consider re-signing John Lynch, who has done very well in Denver.
 

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I don't know, the bucs have momentum right now, I think it is still within their grasp.
 

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What I hate most is how the announcers will not shut up about how great Simms is. They are just buddies with his daddy. He throws the season away, and first thing the announcers say is how good the Bucs will be next year with Simms. Simms could not win this game, even though his team had the best playoff performance ever by a defense. All he had to do was not lose them the game, but that is exactly what he did.
 
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Well, The Bucs are out. That sucks. Sims threw away their last chance.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeah, Simms choked big-time.

I figured the Skins might be a sleeper team, too.

I say the Bears go to the big game. Winning it is a whole different matter all together, though.
 

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Originally posted by StrangeButTrue
Yeah, Simms choked big-time.

I figured the Skins might be a sleeper team, too.

I say the Bears go to the big game. Winning it is a whole different matter all together, though.
I like the bears over the skins any time.
 

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I was glad to see the Skins win. I cannot stand TB, except for caddy. I hated that Jax loss to NE. This year is really a toss up. Im for either Skins, Bears, Broncs, or Hawks. If I had to pick two favs I'd go with Broncs and Bears. If Bears and Broncs make it then im screwed, lol.
 

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Insidious, i feel sorry for you. Someday you will see the light and become a Bucs fan.:p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I don't hate TO like many people. In a way, I admire him for challenging an entire NFL team to a fistfight. He has cahones, as you South Americans say.

If it was my team, I would fire Simms and Gruden, and make Monte Kiffen head coach and let Tim Rattay play QB. Then spend money to replace the talent in the secondary that was lost when Lynch left. An experienced qb and secondary will yield a positive turnover margin, which is what wins ball games. Turnovers were all the Redskins needed to win. Offense is not required to win football games.
 

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
I don't hate TO like many people. In a way, I admire him for challenging an entire NFL team to a fistfight. He has cahones, as you South Americans say.

If it was my team, I would fire Simms and Gruden, and make Monte Kiffen head coach and let Tim Rattay play QB. Then spend money to replace the talent in the secondary that was lost when Lynch left. An experienced qb and secondary will yield a positive turnover margin, which is what wins ball games. Turnovers were all the Redskins needed to win. Offense is not required to win football games.
I wouldn't fire Gruden, but I would consider firing Simms. He threw away the game(no pun intended). But florida coaches have been making bad decisions lately. In the Jags-pats game, i would have never let Leftwich start, due to his injury, that was just stupid. Also, the linebacker that had the cast on his right hand should not have started either. I don't know what the Jags coach was thinking. These guys can't play effectively with just one limb.
 
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