"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BubbleGum
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
What does bubblegum have to do with diet? Do you swallow your gum every time you chew it or something?Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
If Bubblegum has to do with diet, it has to do with H&F... and if u dont think it has anything to do with H&F, then ignore it?
Laterz...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
*sigh* alright spoonfeed the kid some information.Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is it good to eat?
What are the affects of it?
Does it burn Calories?
Will it make u put on weight?
Anything?
Thanx in advance for the replies
Laterz...
1.It has sugar in it. The rest you don't swallow. Would you call eating just sugar healthy?
2.What does sugar do to your body?
3.Use google. www.google.com. Type in effects of chewing gum. Press enter. Click on results. Read.
4.It has sugar in it. Probably not, since it is somewhat minimal, unless you eat pack after pack of it.
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By the way, this shìt is fuking hilarious!
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Are girls turned on/off by guys chewing gum?
I already know it's a dumb question so don't get all pissy on me please.
diablo
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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