He probably didn't even write it. Even if he did, he's not making anybody crazy; songs like this just show who the crazy people are. Like that Jazmine Sullivan song "Bust Your Windows." Any chick that was dumb enough to admit liking that song got nexted instantly.The Assistant said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bruno Mars is a Big Time AFC
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
NocheOscura
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Bruno Mars definitely get laid more than me and has more money than me, but he`s still a chump to me because of his lack of integrity by being some record companys ***** singing horrible AFC songs just because it´s what the mainstream audience wants.
Celebritys are not immune to AFC´ism.
Celebritys are not immune to AFC´ism.
No difference to me! I make no distinction between trash. The guy probably doesn't even write that tripe and if someone gave me cash to perpetuate PSYCHO CHUMPNESS through songs THEY write for me I'd do it cause it benefits me and I get rich, famous and all the perks that come with that social position.The Assistant said:Can people seriously stop being stupid and realize that these ARE NOT LOVE SONGS! How many times do I have to explain that these are songs about psychotic oneitis-riddled chumps.......Grenade is IN NO WAY ABOUT LOVE.
No one has a problem with love songs........we all have a problem with PSYCHO CHUMP songs.
Get the difference?
AFCs are a valuable commodity in society for sh*t like valentines day, expensive gifts for b*tches etc. Its never gonna stop through your protests over such songs so take them for what they are, simply ANNOYING songs and switch stations or (get creative) whatever.
If Bruno Mars is afc, what is Sean Kinston with Replay then?
Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance
Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)
See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I'm in the kitchin cookin things she likes
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is the gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)
I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
hehe
Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance
Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)
See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I'm in the kitchin cookin things she likes
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is the gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay (2x)
I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
We talk on the phone, from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
hehe
women haze
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Who cares it's all Feminist Pandering to Women who buy the majority of this crap on itunes...
Is it just me or do I not know what all of these popular terms these days are anymore?
Keep it old school my friends
Is it just me or do I not know what all of these popular terms these days are anymore?
Keep it old school my friends
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.