"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
brunette = the new blonde
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hooligan Harry
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I dont get it
But she does have a nice ass
But she does have a nice ass
bigjohnson
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What he (^^^^^) said.
She's a 5.7 with the backside of a 9.6
She's a 5.7 with the backside of a 9.6
Desert Fox
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butterface
The Sperminator
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Shes not really that hot. Anyways guys actually prefer brunettes over blondes. Blondes just make get a little more attention because they are easy usually or more flirty. Honestly I've never liked blondes for some reason. I think I've only liked like 2 blondes my whole life lol.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Her face is plenty good to me:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=247851772&albumID=349902&imageID=791701#a=349902&i=791807
More of her: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums2&friendID=247851772&view=true
She's Columbian, home to some of the hottest women in the world.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=247851772&albumID=349902&imageID=791701#a=349902&i=791807
More of her: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums2&friendID=247851772&view=true
She's Columbian, home to some of the hottest women in the world.
bigjohnson
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Hard to say from a set of carefully posed pics but she seems to clearly have fake boobs and an average face. Nothing wrong with the face and a lot of guys don't mind fake hoohaas so I guess she's fine.
Just not my taste but if she had a nice personality I'd spin her.
What does the place she hails from matter in this context?
Just not my taste but if she had a nice personality I'd spin her.
What does the place she hails from matter in this context?
drummer
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have always been a brunette fan.. although I only seem to get with blondes... thats changing with with new gf though 
Desdinova
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This is what pisses me off...
Ugly old bags dye their hair blonde. They dress fvcking nice, and some of them have decent bodies on them - at least from behind. Then you see their front... droopy tits and the face of an old leather shoe found on the side of the road.
I've almost completely given up at looking at blondes for this reason. It's a real turn-off. Give me a sexy brunette with bright green eyes, and I'm happy.
Ugly old bags dye their hair blonde. They dress fvcking nice, and some of them have decent bodies on them - at least from behind. Then you see their front... droopy tits and the face of an old leather shoe found on the side of the road.
I've almost completely given up at looking at blondes for this reason. It's a real turn-off. Give me a sexy brunette with bright green eyes, and I'm happy.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
bigjohnson
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Blue eyed brunette with pale skin. Yup. Close second is a petite mocha Asian or South American with those almost black brown eyes and long curly blacker than black hair.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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Yeah... I agree.Desdinova said:
I was with a friend at the mall and I saw one of these monsters.
I was like, "Okay, let's play a game. Rate that girl from behind. Go. 8."
Then we walk past her and she was exactly as you described.
Then I just shut up about that game for the rest of the day.
OTB
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I might be going to Prom with a cute Columbian chickspeakeasy said:
OTB
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I totally fvcking agree with you f283000!f283000 said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.