"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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brunette = the new blonde

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigjohnson

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What he (^^^^^) said.

She's a 5.7 with the backside of a 9.6
 

The Sperminator

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Shes not really that hot. Anyways guys actually prefer brunettes over blondes. Blondes just make get a little more attention because they are easy usually or more flirty. Honestly I've never liked blondes for some reason. I think I've only liked like 2 blondes my whole life lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigjohnson

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Hard to say from a set of carefully posed pics but she seems to clearly have fake boobs and an average face. Nothing wrong with the face and a lot of guys don't mind fake hoohaas so I guess she's fine.

Just not my taste but if she had a nice personality I'd spin her.

What does the place she hails from matter in this context?
 

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have always been a brunette fan.. although I only seem to get with blondes... thats changing with with new gf though :)
 

speakeasy

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bigjohnson said:
What does the place she hails from matter in this context?
Nothing in particular, I've just never met an ugly Columbian woman.
 

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This is what pisses me off...

Ugly old bags dye their hair blonde. They dress fvcking nice, and some of them have decent bodies on them - at least from behind. Then you see their front... droopy tits and the face of an old leather shoe found on the side of the road.

I've almost completely given up at looking at blondes for this reason. It's a real turn-off. Give me a sexy brunette with bright green eyes, and I'm happy.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Blue eyed brunette with pale skin. Yup. Close second is a petite mocha Asian or South American with those almost black brown eyes and long curly blacker than black hair.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Desdinova said:
This is what pisses me off...

Ugly old bags dye their hair blonde. They dress fvcking nice, and some of them have decent bodies on them - at least from behind. Then you see their front... droopy tits and the face of an old leather shoe found on the side of the road.

I've almost completely given up at looking at blondes for this reason. It's a real turn-off. Give me a sexy brunette with bright green eyes, and I'm happy.
Yeah... I agree.

I was with a friend at the mall and I saw one of these monsters.

I was like, "Okay, let's play a game. Rate that girl from behind. Go. 8."

Then we walk past her and she was exactly as you described.

Then I just shut up about that game for the rest of the day.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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